thesucc named the group cHRISTMaS
jinjin: it's november
joonbug: literally the beginning of november
thesucc: it's christmas
taetertot: does this mean we get presents this month
jinjin: no
taetertot: but dad!
joonbug: i thought i was the dad
cinnachim: you can't be the dad. dads are supposed to fix things. you break things
joonbug: that only happened once
jinjin: yea. once a week
joonbug: then what am i then
cinnachim: the baby
jeonbajuice: ????? where does that leave me
taetertot: the dog
jeonbajuice: not even a puppy??
taetertot: same thing
agustdick: guys hoseok is putting christmas light up rn
jinjin: aT LEAST WAIT UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING YOU FUCK
agustdick: he's singing
agustdick: why am i still here
joonbug: thanksgiving is superior y'all are just materialistic
taetertot: kids get two weeks off school for christmas yet one week off for thanksgiving. some get three days
jeonbajuice: checkmate, joonbug
joonbug: well
joonbug: i tried
agustdick: he bought egg nog the other day
agustdick: who the fuck drinks egg nog willingly
jinjin: hoseok
taetertot: jimin used to
jeonbajuice: his brother bought it one time and jimin thought it was milk
taetertot: he only liked it bc he thinks cow tiddy juice is gross but this was sweet
jinjin: if you ever call it cow tiddy juice again i will pee inside your ribcage
joonbug: im blocking everyone
thesucc: my work is complete
thesucc sent a photo
thesucc: happy chrysler everyone
jinjin: i-
jeonbajuice: merry crisis to you too, hyung
taetertot: in november
cinnachim: christmas is cancelled this year
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Fanfictiontexts between seven idiots this is just for fun bc i get these weird thoughts in the middle of the night and all my friends either ignore me or are asleep so yea i'm a mess. therefore this will be a mess. so enjoy k thank
