can i get your number? // bts crack texts

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jinjin: do rhinos make love

agustdick: hyung

joonbug: i mean they make babies

jinjin: but how do we know they make love?? they could be making babies for the sake of making babies

taetertot: he's got a point

cinnachim: i guess i've never seen rhinos stare at each other with a loving gaze

taetertot: have you even seen a rhino

cinnachim: i've seen you in those mom jeans

taetertot: i know where you sleep at night

agustdick: i still don't get where the rhino love came from

jinjin: k so i was at work and the kids were watching a nature documentary and they saw rhino babies and this little girl asked me if rhinos feel love

joonbug: feel love and make love are two different things, hyung

taetertot: idk. if i make love it definitely means i feel love??? hyung you're supposed to be the all knowing encyclopedia

joonbug: my knowledge isn't wasted on you dumbasses
joonbug: in fact i'm sure i lose brain cells every second in breathing near one of you.

cinnachim: sorry for your
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agustdick: this is why we aren't friends

jinjin: y'all just gonna ignore me

taetertot: yea

jinjin: bitch

cinnachim: ya

thesucc: tomorrow jimin and i got a dance recital
thesucc: well like the kids do but you hoes should come

cinnachim: ITS AT 8 YOU FUCKERS AND WHEN YOU COME TOU BETTER SCREAM "CONGRATS SOOJIN YOU DID SO WELL" BECAUSE HE CAME SO FAR OKAY WE PROUD OF OUR SON

jinjin: isn't soojin the kid who puked on you his second day at school

thesucc: he watch jimin spin faster than a beyblade and wanted to try
thesucc: he went to the nurse and she tried to not laugh

cinnachim: i was pissed but i get it
cinnachim: IMA CHEER THAT BOY ON
cinnachim: i'd seem biased though,,,, shit

joonbug: we'll try to make it

jinjin: i'll bring a rhino

cinnachim: please don't