You innocently walk up to your mother with your hands behind your back.
"Hey mom I got you so-"
" GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM MOMMYS BUSY RIGHT NOW!" She yelled.
She was holding a wine glass in one hand and a gun in the other. You decid its best to walk away.
Oh but why would you do that your drunk parent is right in front of you. If you really wanted her dead, which you do, then you would take this opportunity.
"Uh..Anyway mom, I got you mur." You say trying to be brave.
You start to pull the sharpened pencil from behind your back." M U R D-"
Mom points the gun at your head. "Shut the fuck up your to loud."
Silents for about 10 seconds.
"S-sUre mOm..." you say in a shaky voice.
Your mother drops the gun in front of you and sits down. She starts to doze off.
You pick up the gun and instead of killing your life giver you divide to have a moment of fuckery.
After about an hour you realize that now you can try to find your yt.
While your looking around you hear a knock on the door.
You answer the door.
It's a police officer and your still holding the gun. Oppon noticing the gun in your hand he arrested you on the spot.
YOU ARE READING
sUrvIviNG WiThoUT yT
HumorMy mOM tOok AwAy tHE Yt fOR 24 hOuRS (This is a joke and if you have no sense of humor then you wont get it)
