((So my friend is addicted to smarties and I told them I would make 1 more charter so...here we are...
I was sitting in my cell. I was plotting my escape when I heard a voice.
"Oi,yOu!"
It was coming from next door.
"Suck a dick!"
"SuRe, iF yOu HaD oNe."
"Fuck off!"
"M8 ShUt uP AnD lEt mE tAlK!"
"Ugh...fine"
"WhAt yOu iN fOr?"
"I almost killed my mom over yt."
"..."
"WeLL sHit mAn..."
"How about you?"
"I wAs sEllInG e-cIgs tO kIdS."
"Why?!?"
"YoU wAnT sOme dRugS?"
"No"
"To bAd"
You hear him take a long and hard smoke. And then a sharp exhale.
"Ah~ tHaT hItS tHe dAddY sPoT!"
"Wtf!"
"YoU wAnnA sUcK mE dIcK?"
"Ew"
"How old are you?!?"
"AgE dOnT mAtTeR bAbE"
"Excuse you! I'm like( insert ur age here)!"
"I still live with my mom for fuck sake!!"
"WeLl I fUccEd mY mOm"
"..."
"Dont talk to me"
They giggle and go quiet.
You feel sick. Who the hell fucks there life giver!?!
You here a voice from the other cell.
"U wunt sum cocanyyy~"
"I dont want to talk to anyone rn."
"O cum onnnnn"
They throw cocane at you.
While the cocane is flying around u on the air u breath in some of it.
You woke up the next morning covered in smarties.
YOU ARE READING
sUrvIviNG WiThoUT yT
HumorMy mOM tOok AwAy tHE Yt fOR 24 hOuRS (This is a joke and if you have no sense of humor then you wont get it)