05. LOONEY LARA

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Looney Lloyd

Looney Lloyd: Have you arrived yetttt

me: Yessssss

Looney Lloyd: I am uber jealous of
you sis

me: what
but
what
why?

Looney Lloyd: WELL LET ME SEE
1, you're about to go and be a part of one of the best TV shows ever to bless BBC ONE
2, EVERYONE in the cast is a complete dish, especially Sophie Rundle
3, You have great teeth and I know it's unrelated but I've always wanted to tell you that.

me: Three years of braces will
do that to a girl

Looney Lloyd: Can't relate

me: Ey fuck off

Looney Lloyd: Alright no need to get rude brace face

me: 🖕🏼

Looney Lloyd: Train tracks

me: Are you done

Looney Lloyd: Yes. So who are you gonna set me up with in the cast I want NAMES

me: Well Tom And Cillian are married

Looney Lloyd: For now

me: KATHERINE LLOYD

Looney Lloyd: I'M JOKING

me: there's going to be so many new characters this season you have no idea!!!

Looney Lloyd: I actually do, I read this weird Celeb Gossip sight sometimes called Celeb Beez

me: Sounds tragic, go on

Looney Lloyd: This American woman called Caroline something does like news blasts and stuff but also gives divorce tips

me: Cute

Looney Lloyd: I know all about Alfie Solomons

me: What do you know?

Looney Lloyd: That he's going to be played by Tom Hardy

me: Wowza

Looney Lloyd: Cillian Murphy, Tom Hardy, Sophie Rundle, Paul Anderson, Joe Cole and his fit little brother will all be like a minute away from you every DAY

me: you forget, Joe is not an option, and neither is Finn by default because they're brothers

Looney Lloyd: You can't rule anything out Kimmy...

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