Let it be marked on this day that chicken fingers betrayed us for the last time
Only yesterday did he sware his oath to God, and yet today he has broken the holy guidlines.
And it was
A spam
Chat
And tutt, one of the gods, yelled through the land.
"This was his kast chance" she bellowed "he will be striken for this!"
But striked was the least of our plans. She was exiled from the church, to never be seen again
