Doopadeedoop.
So it was a boring Friday night, and I decided to play an Attack on Titan game. I was prepared. After rewatching the entire first season, I was prepared to slice open some titan napes. HHAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA well you can guess how that went.
I was standing on someone's roof with my squad when I decided that it would be a good idea to jump into the swarm of titans surrounding us. I was gonna be like Ymir in season 2, killing all of those titans. I had "Barricades" from the soundtrack playing in the background and I was ready!
I jumped into the pile only to end up jumping directly into a titan's fist! It was like "HEHhshhehehshhehHhrhhHhhrhehHshheheheh HEHEHEHEHEH surprise bitch!" as it shoved me into its mouth.
This is why I shouldn't join the survey corps. If the AOT/SNK storyline ever happened now, I would probably be the first to die. I probably wouldn't even make it into the training corps. I would flop onto my face like Eren did and then that Mr. Shadis guy would hold my head like he did to Connie.
So then I tried again and ended up getting to the part where Eren's titan was carrying the boulder. For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to be a cheerleader directly in front of Eren. As I was hOrRiBlY failing at cheering for him, he ended up yeeting me all the way over the wall with his foot as he didn't see me under him.
I really need to find a bRaIn.
By the way you pals should follow my friend KILLER_FOX_604 , he's a pretty cool dude. :3
