Guatemala: First Contact

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bubba and t-poss man approach gay town, but it wasnt gay town (what???,,,)

"yeah,,,,,!" bubba exclaim. "hoh fuck...,,,,," t-poss man agree. god damn, the town was? what, oh man it was gone, probably got steamrolled. "can you believe this?" asked bubba,,,,, "nah man, cant believe fucking gay town got steamrolled,,," suddenly, animal crossing music started playing. Oh shit,,, its him,,, Guatemala! he appear from the skies, (holy shit this is intense guys). "I destroyed this town bitch." He says,,,, ominous. "oh shit," bubba says, he gets prepared for combat, aw man,,, "time for some action >:(" says t-poss man. "whoa hey hold on :::..,,,,," guatemala. "oh yeah what???" t-possman ask. "you don't understand children, the people of gay town were bad people, it had to be done umu"

"oh shit he used umu, this must be serious," bubba suggest,,,,, "yeah, you're right," t-possman. "will you hear my story?" guatemala ask,

"no,,," t-poss man shoots guatemala, oh fuck i cant believe such a powerful being has fallen like this, guatemala disintegrate, "bich"

"god dammit t-poss you did it again!!!,,,," bubba angry, "im sorry it had to be done, this man was lying, i know it,,,, lets look around. we must defeat asfag0t, best insult in the land"

bubba and t-poss man look around the rubble,,,, there was nothing left. only used up yiff posters and an old copy of mario kart (reference?????). "dam, we cant use the power in these yiff posters" bubba sad

"whoa,,,, you know how to use yiff posters?" tposs ask

"yeah, they will be useful when fighting asfag0t and eventually, guatemala 2..."

"oh shit guatemala 2????"

(oh shit guatemala 2,,,,)

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