"Uhm, fuck!" T-Pose Mann woke up, he felt like shit.
"This is what I mean." Bubba groaned, "I had to go on an entirely new adventure just because Guatemala 2 kicked your ass."
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"Did you hear that?" T-Pose Mann asked.
"No..." Bubba answered.
"It sounds like space gnomes!" T-Pose jumped. "Guatemala's hacking the fucking space gnomes!"
"Oh shit." Bubba vibrated. Suddenly he appeared, Guatemala 2! "Haha I am powerful now."
"no" tposs shot guatemala 2, he fell down and died. "shit man we gotta save the space gnomes" "yeah your right" bubba said, tposs looked to his right. the space gnomes were being sent to the hacker zone oh no.
"what do we do now????" tposs spun around, imitating bubba's vibrations
"the space gnomes are fucked. i repeat, the space gnomes ar fuck" yell bubba as he saw all of the space gnomes go into hacker hell. "shit man we have to go to the nether now"
"no thats a bad idea, we dont even know how to go there" tposs argued
"oh yeah well i bet guatemala 2 would know if you didn't shoot him ):<"
"he had to die he made me have the soup dream"
"ok"
"guys guys guys guys guys guys
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help"
"uhm fuck who is that" tposs stop spinning, laying his eyes on the oh my god space gnome!!!!! (priest gnome omg). he yelled so loud that bubba got sent to the void (french canada). now its only tposs and the priest
"are you the po-"
"yeah"
"oh ok"
"yeah lets go to the nether i can live for another 3 days"
"you're right.
where's bubba"
"he's fucked"
YOU ARE READING
hella gAy acttion mann
PoetryOpen/Closed: Open Species Name: Space Gnome and Space Priests (Jewish Style) Lifespan: 28 Days EXACT (unless they make lotsa money or are priests [priests live for 28 more days]) General Appearance: they all look the same, wear the same clothes. pri...
