Princess ~ Wolfy

Wolfy's Hello!

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Hi! I'm glad you're here :D

Kind of...

So, anyway. Here we are. :P

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How to be a princess!!

Step 1: Don't listen to a word I say in this book

Step 2: Look Kawaii!

Step 3: Dress up in secret

Step 4: Ignore step 3

Step 5: Ignore Step 4

Step 6: look like a girl.

Step 7: Get a cute dress

Step 8: Rock it with a wig

Step 9: Realize that you're dreaming

Step 10: Grow a pair of breasts or face your reality
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UwU... This dude over here looking SOOO HOT!!

Wait, what? You're not gay.

Am I?? Idk T_T

You're black
Your family is Christian
You go to church
You're too damn tall
No you're NOT gay

B-but.. I want to be a princess.

Boo fricking hoo
Cry yourself to sleep
Live in that fantasy of yours
Society requires a man
You're a man
Face it!

...fine
T_T

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In my imagination, I am female. But sadly I am not feminine. Want to know how to be a princess? DON'T BE ME!!

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How am I not gay anyway?

*cough cough*
Because you're a virgin

WHOA, HEY
PUT A BUTT PLUG IN THAT

Fingering yourself
Yeah
That doesn't count Buddy
You have a dirty mind
Now everyone knows

*Flips off* I don't care anymore!

You should
Because you're stupid

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The story of my life everyone T~T...
....

So, I have a YouTube channel and I want to embarrass myself.

Want me to ATTEMPT to explain how periods work???

I can :)
For my fam! I'll do it!!
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Oh and, that was a casual face reveal for those who don't know me! XD

I want a girl's name
Like Chrisa :)
Or maybe Shaniqua
Or some kind of nickname because Wolfy doesn't care about the society and wants everyone to be happy!
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When I become crowned princess, you will worship and pamper me because I'm awesome.

Does anyone know how to make a wolf girl aesthetic? Or maybe anything cute and girly but also with wolves?

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That was one hell of a hello.
Well, that happens.
So deal with it!

Let's have fun! Talk, Roleplay, do whatever!