Sitting through five minutes of waiting music was fun. It's funny how I addressed the poor dude as operator.
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Hello-hello. Operator?
...hello. How may I help you(?)
Are you busy at the moment? I want to tell you a story.
Well, I mean, I'm talking to you as of now. So you could say I'm pretty busy. *awkward chuckles*
Aren't you curious how my brain works?
Not in particular..? What exactly do you nee—
Good! So am I!
...That's not what I said
I'm kind of all over the place and my mind makes no sense. Physically, I'm stuck being the same guy I've always been, right?
How am I supposed to answer this question? I don't know you?
But virtually. Ohhh, but virtually, I can be whatever I want!
Generally, yes.
SO! Why not become a princess!?
...OK?
What do you mean guys can't be princesses, Operator?
I didn't say—
You don't believe in the power of internet and anime? GEEZ, have you been living under a rock?? Do TRAPS not ring a bell to you?
What? I don't think I understand. What exactly is your reason for calling?
...Let's be honest here, operator.
I don't have to gall to actually dress myself up and shamelessly pose as a Disney princess.
...
That would literally destroy my entire life. If I wanted to dress up, I would have gone full on drag queen.
....
I'm not questioning my sexuality or my gender. I'm literally just stating that I will be whatever I want on the internet, and I decided to label myself as a princess for fun.
I'm close to hanging up.
I'm just a guy who's a princess for fun.
Sir, this is a Wendy's. You need to speak with a psychiatrist.
DID YOU JUST CALL ME SIR!!???
I'm going to have to ask you to calm down. Again, I do not know the purpose of your phone call but you might have the wron—
NO, I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! HOW DARE DISRESPECT ME!?
Sir, I don't get paid enough for this. I'll let authorities know about this phone call. Have a good day.
...you're calling the cops? Oh.. well.. *click*
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I mean, overall, that conversation went well. I called a random phone number from a phone booth and decided to vent. Please don't track me down. And yes, phone booths still exist.
