Guardians

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Peter, honest to God, had no idea how he ended up with the Guardians of the Galaxy, but what he did know, was that they were awesome. Right now, Mantis was telling him about Thanos and how he was after the infinity stones.
"Do you guys know where any of them are?" Peter asked after Mantis was done explaining.
"Gamora does, but she doesn't want anyone to know so that Thanos won't come after them." Mantis explained and Peter nodded in understanding.
"Say, this is great tech, kid, who made it?" Rocket asked as he examined Peter's web shooters.
"Oh, I did." Peter answered and Rockets eyes widen for a second.
"Wow, nice, kid. At least there's one smart Peter on this ship." Rocket complimented.
"Hey!" Quill exclaimed.
Gamora adored Peter.
Quill was fond of Peter.
Drax was just ok with Peter
Rocket was impressed by Peter.
Mantis was intrigued by Peter.
And Groot was just happy to have a friend. Though, Rocket was both impressed and confused as to how Peter learned his language so quickly.
Peter then decided, to add them to the avenger group chat.
Spider Kid:Hey guys, Im adding a few people
Spider Kid has added Quill
Spider Kid has added Gamora
Spider Kid has added Groot
Spider Kid has added Rocket
Spider Kid has added Mantis
Spider Kid has added Drax
CAWCAW:Jeez, kid, you must not like these people based on their names
Spider Kid:Hey! That's mean! And that's their actual names, they're the Guardians of the Galaxy!
I Am The Iron:Oh really? Well then, Guardians, WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU TAKEN PETER?!
Quill:Space
I Am The Iron:Then bring him BACK!
Rocket:No can do, see, we're trying to find out where we are ourselves, so the kid's stuck with us
I Am The Iron:Thor, can't you find out where they are?!
Thunderman:No
Spider Kid:Also, does anyone there have an infinity stone? That seems like something the avengers would have, or probably Doctor Strange!
American Wizard:I have the time stone
Spider Kid:Called it!
Gamora:Wait, you have one?!
American Wizard:Yes
Spider Kid: Wait, is this what the soul stone looks like?
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Gamora:Yes!!! How do you have it?!
Spider Kid:Deadpool gave it to me, saying to not lose it, so I didn't
I Am The Iron:So what you're saying is, Deadpool had an infinity stone, and he just gave it to you without any explanation?
Spider Kid:Yeah, pretty much
Black Widower:Anything else you have that we don't know about?
Spider Kid:I mean, I can break the fourth wall, speaking of, sorry everyone, but the author won't be posting as frequently as much as she use to, but she'll go as fast as she can. You know, school and everything
I Am The Iron:Uh, should I be concerned?
CAWCAW:Maybe he needs a therapist
You Got Lokied:You can break the fourth wall too?!
American Wizard:Not you guys too! Wong has been acting so weird and when I ask all he says it "blame the fourth wall"
CAWCAW:Tf?
Spider Kid:Anyway, I think we just past Satern, any idea where we are and how to get to Asgard?
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Spider Kid:Thanks, Loki!
Rocket:We should be there in a couple hours
I Am The Iron:Great
Spider Kid:Also, Shuri, Loki, Nat, we've got a new member
Shurzizo:YAAAAS who?!
Spider Kid: He's a talking tree, speaks Groot, and is a teenager
You Got Lokied:Great, I know Groot. This'll be great
Shurzizo:A talking tree?! YAAAAAAAAAAS
Spider Kid: There's also two other people to add, hang on
Spider Kid has added Wanda Witch
Spider Kid has added The Android Sent By Cyberlife
Wanda Witch: WHAT'S UP F*CKERS!
The Android Sent By Cyberlife:Why do you have my phone?
Wanda Witch:F*CK YOU THAT'S WHY!
Shurzizo: They're perfect
Willy Wakanda:no
I Am The Iron:why does God hate us?
Spider Kid:This is so sad
The Android Sent By Cyberlife:Alexa, play dispaco
I Am The Iron:I thought you were on my side, Vision
The Android Sent By Cyberlife:Sorry, Mr. Stark, but my loyalty lies with Wanda, and her loyalty lies with Peter, meaning that my loyalty also lies with Peter
You Got Lokied:Wow, Stark, looks like people that you've known long than he has got everyone's loyalty stronger than you have, not to mention quicker
I Am The Iron:Eh, Im not too surprised. He has puppy eyes, the only reason why Happy was able to ignore him was because he couldn't see him
Rhodey:Meanwhile you couldn't stop asking me and Pepper how to parent
I Am The Iron:I DID NOT!
Rhodey:He used the word mentoring but after the whole Vulture incident he was near tears when he found out his spiders in disappeared and May wouldn't tell him. I had to give him a lecture and everything
CAWCAW:Oh my God, I wish I could laugh but I would be the exact same way if it was my kids
Spider Kid:I feel personally attacked
I Am The Iron:I wish I could say it gets better, kid, but I'd be lying, be glad everyone likes you
Black Widower:Just one problem
I Am The Iron: What's that?
Black Widower:Everyone will be fighting for his attention
Gamora:I don't even know any of you but I can confirm this
I Am The Iron:Well, I'll win every time
Black Widower:Oh really?
Spider Kid:Aaaaaand I'm leaving
You Got Lokied:No, Peter!
Shurzizo:Dont leave us with these idiots!
Wanda Witch: You're the only reason no one's died just from this group chat!
Spider Kid:What about me? What if I die from this group chat?
Black Widower:If anything were to happen to you I'd kill everyone in this group chat and then myself
I Am The Iron:Never thought I'd agree with her
Spider Kid:Guuuuuuys!
I Am The Iron:Yeeeeeeees?
Spider Kid:Please stop
Black Widower: It's how we show affection
Spider Kid is offline
You Got Lokied:No! Don't leave us! We need someone that's actually nice!
CAWCAW:Hey!
I Am The Iron:Eh, we all know it's true
CAWCAW:...I never said it wasn't
Shurzizo:IM GETTING DUMBER BY THE MINUTE JUST READING THIS, PETER, COME BACK! 😭😭😭

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