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lifeisaloha

Private Message
June 13, 4:53 PM

lifeisaloha
haley, beautiful, beautiful, haley
please hand over your number

haleyscomet
i'm sorry, jacob, but i don't
actually own a phone

lifeisaloha
i know that you just texted
your uncle, don't lie to me

haleyscomet
you're good, batalon
you. are. good.

lifeisaloha
as the man in the chair, i'm
glad i could live up to the
potential

haleyscomet
first things first, what will
this phone number be used for?
because i am not about the
prank call life

lifeisaloha
i just wanted to sell your number
to multiple companies for a
small profit and a lifetime of
hell for you

haleyscomet
oh, well, here you go
xxx-xxx-xxxx

lifeisaloha
😑😑😑
that's tom's number

haleyscomet
you can sell his number for a
profit and leave me alone

lifeisaloha
ok, how about i sell tom's number
for profit, but still get your number
so you can join our group chat

haleyscomet
who is in this group chat because
i have some beef with one of your
friends?

lifeisaloha
and that is?

haleyscomet
some tom guy, he's just so rude

lifeisaloha
when they're rude, it means
they like you

haleyscomet
xxx-xxx-xxxx

lifeisaloha
😂😂😂
thanks, i'll add you in now













































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