Thanksgiving

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by BellaWrites13

by BellaWrites13

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING
CLARY POV
"Ok boys and girls! Today we are going to be passing out the roles for our first pre-K thanksgiving play!" Mrs.Fiddleman says. "Ok! So, Jace, you will be our main role and our narrator, Kaelie you'll be our main female role and our second narrator!"Jace and Kaelie go up and get their scripts. "Izzy and Simon, you will be our native Americans!" Mrs.Fiddleman says. "Alec, you'll be the turkey,"
"The turkey?" Alec asks.
"And Magnus you'll be the apple pie..."
"What kind of role is that?!" Magnus asks.
"Oh! And Clary! You.....will be the grass, thank you!" She says and gives me my script.
"Hey at least you're not grass"
"This is going to be a DISASTER!"

THIRD POV
As the parents were all seated in their seats. They waited for the children to start their play. Although, what no one knew was that the scripts had a misprint...a very bad misprint.... "in Your places everyone!" The teacher says. Clary sighs. She was in this green sleeping bag, her face was painted green. She went onto the stage and lied down. The curtains then opened. Jace and Kaelie walk into the stage.
"Oh! Look! What a beautiful day it is Mr.Pilgrim! The sky is blue and the grass is a luscious green!" Kaelie says as she gets down to clary's level and then rolled her off the stage. Clary screamed and hit the ground.
"Oh! Never mind that mrs.pilgrim! Look at that wonderful turkey!" Jace says as Alec walked in depressingly.
   "Gobble.....Gobble..." Alec mumbled.
   "Let's catch it! Mr.Pilgrim!" Kaelie says. Simon and Izzy then walk into the stage.
   "No! This turkey is ours! Mrs. Native American! Kill it! Now!" Izzy then poked Alec with her stick. Alec falls on the floor.
   "Why don't we share?" Jace asks Simon.
"Good idea! We shall!" Simon says.
"And that is how thanksgiving started!" Jace says. Magnus then comes in as sits on the ground. Clary has hopped back into the play and had regained her positions on the floor.
"This is a wonderful treat you have mr.Pilgrim," Simon tells Jace.
"Why thank you, it's called apple pie..." Jace says. And after that innocent talk...nothing following will be innocent due to the misprinting.
"Mmmmm!" Says Kaelie. "What a wonderful penis you have mr.Native American..." Kaelie says naively. All the parents were shocked at this....but the teachers hadn't noticed anything yet.
"Thank you...I grew it myself!" Simon responds with a smile.
   "You're so fucking good at this...insert moan here..." Jace says confused. Kaelie hits his arm.
"You dumbo, you're supposed to actually moan!"
"Well, I'm sorry!" Jace hisses.
"Well, I must say I've had experience with girls like you....straiper..." Simon says.
   "It's striper" Kaelie says with an eye roll. The teachers finally notice the dirtiness the kids are saying. They close the curtains and profusely apologize. Meanwhile, the only kids congratulated for their performance was Magnus,Alec and Clary....