gold plated ➳ alex turner x reader

pancakes

"morning," alex says as you walk to the built in kitchen in his part of the hotel room.

he's flipping pancakes. you're honestly surprised he knows how to make them since he could easily hire a personal chef. but you're not complaining. pancakes are pancakes,

"morning," you say, sitting at the desk,

"how'd you sleep?"

"with me next to you, i don't think i've ever slept better," he says,

"they're definitely gonna have to wash those sheets,"

"of course," you giggle, walking back to your own room,

"not right now!" he says, grabbing your arm and pulling you close,

"i just want lovings right now,"

"lovings?" you ask,

"lovings," he repeats,

"good ol' fashioned lovin's,"

"i'm pretty sure i've given you enough "lovin's" for an entire lifetime," you say, leaning back against him as he rests his head on the top of your head,

"nah," he grins, putting his hands on your waist.

you roll your eyes and giggle.

finally, he lets go and continues to cook his pancakes. you sit on the couch and scroll through the tv. nothings on...

"you snore when you sleep, y'know?" alex says from the stove with a grin,

"shut up," you say, crossing your arms, though you knew it was true,

"you do! it's cute though," he smiles, putting the pancakes on a plate and setting them on the table,

"come and get it,"

"i'm too lazy," you groan, stretching out,

"bring them to me?"

"no," he laughs,

"get your hot, lazy ass up and come get them,"

"but they're too far and i'm comfortable," you whine.

you're wearing nothing but a blue adult snuggie. they're so warm...

"y/n, they're literally 10 feet away, i think you'll survive,"

you let out a small whine. are you being a brat? yes. is this exactly what he signed up for? yes. can he be a brat too at time? yesyesyes.

he sighs and hands you the pancakes,

"there, are you happy?"

you just stare at him like the idiot he is,

"how am i supposed to eat this?"

"the same way you eat my cock. with your mouth," he cracks up at his own stupid little joke.

you playfully shove him,

"no, i mean i can't eat this without syrup! it's impossible!"

he raises an eyebrow,

"i'm pretty sure there's no law-"

"i need syrup!"

"yes, baby. damn, you're spoiled,"

"and you're horny. i think we make a great pair," you grin as he grumbles and sits next to you.

you eat while you watch your own show on the tv. you don't exactly know what it is, but it involves a ladybug girl and a cat boy. supposedly it's made for kids, but it looks interesting to you,

"AHHHHH" you hear from alex's phone. even though the earbuds are plugged in,

"are you seriously watching porn?"

"...maybe,"

you giggle and shake your head,

"watch this show with me!"

"you judge me for watching porn , but you still watch cartoons?"

"just because the show is animated does not mean it's for kids! damn," you say, shoving a pancake into your mouth,

"how rude,"

"you shouldn't talk with your mouth full," he smirks, pointing a finger at you,

"and i'm just pointing out, how do they not know each other? they're literally just wearing masks! how oblivious can you get?"

"my mouth isn't full. see? there's still room. ahhhhhh," you say, opening your mouth to expose your half-chewed pancakes,

"ew!" alex gags,

"that's disgusting, y/n!"

"oh please," you say, swallowing and washing it down with milk,

"you've literally been inside of me and you can't  stand to look what's inside of me?"

"if you ever do that again, i'm cutting your budget," he teases, poking your thigh,

"i wasn't even aware i had a budget,"

"you don't,"

"so you can't cut anything," you giggle,

"i can cut the amount of kisses i give you," he smirks,

"you'd be depriving yourself. good luck with that,"

he just rolls his eyes and goes back to watch porn.

you tab his arm with your foot,

"yes?"

"aren't you technically cheating on me if you're watching porn?"

"no...considering that this is a video of us,"

"what?"

"i may have filmed us," he smirks,

"but it's for our eyes only,"

"i hate you," you groan, snuggling up to him,

"aw, i love you too,"

a/n - please check out my new milex book. thanks!