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<hongmamawhatsmyname> logged in

hongmamawhatsmyname: we have been here for 3 fucking hours and all of you decided to run away

hongmamawhatsmyname: being a single mother is hard

<singlehui> logged in

singlehui: hey im the dad of the group

hongmamawhatsmyname: more like the granpa bro

hongmamawhatsmyname: now where the hell are you and the rest of the brats

singlehui: i dont fucking know

singlehui: u da mom use that mother radar or some shit

singlehui: cant u smell them from like 109901384 miles away

hongmamawhatsmyname: im an idol not a k9 bitch

hongmamawhatsmyname: shut the fuck up pops

singlehui: oof

<anneyonghaseyooo> logged on

anneyonghaseyooo: my mom is worried yall

anneyonghaseyooo: we @ the front of the grocery store y'all s are @

anneyonghaseyooo: hOw aRe aLL oF yOU loST wTf

singlehui: tsk tsk hongseok

singlehui: bad parenting

hongmamawhatsmyname: I TOLD WOOSEOK TO HOLD MY HAND OR HE MIGHT GET LOST

hongmamawhatsmyname: I DIDNT KNOW AVOCADOS WERE RIGHT NEXT TO US

hongmamawhatsmyname: HE JUST LET GO OF MY HAND, RAN FOR THEM AND PICKED SOME UP, THEN POOF HE GONE

<tree> logged on

tree: LeAvE mE aNd mY bROthERs aLoNE

anneyonghaseyooo: we are dying ur hair back to black once we get back to korea babe

tree: nOOOO

tree: thEN I WONT BE ONE WITH THE FAMILY

singlehui: holy fucking shit

singlehui: i found wooseok

singlehui: but i also found someone else

anneyonghaseyooo: holy shit

tree: what

hongmamawhatsmyname: oh my fucking gosh

tree: mom whats happening

hongmamawhatsmyname: is that what i think it is

singlehui: if you see what i see

singlehui: yell

<yAnAnn> logged on

yAnAnn: i guess you guys see him too

tree: wHy aRe yOu sCReAMinG

tree: iM So sCaReD

yAnAnn: oof i see you avacado

tree: what

yAnAnn: wooseok u idiot look at the diary section

tree: hi hyung

yAnAnn: i wonder where wooseok is, he's definitely not that green haired tree in the middle of all the yellow ass bananas

hongmamawhatsmyname: BACK TO THE FOOKEN SUBJECT PEOPLE

<KangKino98 joined the chat>

KangKino98: it's...

<yooo-won joined the chat>

yooo-won: its...

<dolphin joined the chat>

dolphin: britney bitch

dolphin: nah kidding it's me and stop ur fucking screaming

singlehui: i think i'm gonna cry

<singlehui logged out>

tree: oK bUT I LOST YANAN

KangKino98: shut up tree

hongmamawhatsmyname: god dammit hyojong

dolphin: what?

anneyonghaseyooo: ya darn fucked up

dolphin: what? just cos i didn't tell you i was gonna go with hyuna? it's just a thing bro, not that bad.

KangKino98: not to hui, hyung.

yAnAnN: he's kinda hurt

yAnAnN: and breaking down in the middle of a grocery store

dolphin: oh...

tree: are you not gonna do anything?

dolphin: i have to go...

yooo-won: what the fuck

<dolphin logged out>

hongmamawhatsmyname: meet up at the front of the grocery now, we'll talk about this when we get home.

tree: but the reason we came here was to find hyojo--

KangKino98: shut up maknae

tree: you're older older by days but ok

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS I HAVENT UPDATED IN SO LONG I WROTE THIS  WHEN WOOSEOK STILL HAD GREEN HAIR WTF - autwhore