these kids are goofy

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Basically the Bakusquad at school~

Mr. Aizawa- Today we're going to take a break, because you guys are annoying little shits, and because Im sleeping deprived. Basically you're all going to write about something that interests you. Nothing inappropriate, I'm talking to you Mineta, nothing too violent, you get it.

Literally a minute later.

Kaminari- *raises hand*

Mr. Aizawa- *hUFF* Yes Kaminari?

Kaminari- How do you spell cannibalism?

Bakugo- The fuck?

Mr. Aizawa- ...

Mr. Aizawa- c-a-n-n...

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Mina, Kirishima, Sero and Kaminari- *walk up to Bakugo while t-posing* Join us.

Bakugo- I hate all of you.

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The whole class of 1-A is huddled in a group, about to start training.

Mr. Aizawa- Okay, whose turn is it to give a pep talk?

Iida- That would be Sero, sir.

Sero- Hmm.

Sero- Let's get this bread, coochie chasers!

Bakugo- FUCK YEAH.

The whole class starts laughing, and Mr. Aizawa just shakes his head in utter disappointment.

*Also, fun fact,  Iida's name autocorrects to kids.

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Bakugo- Hey Shitty Hair, why didn't you text me back last night?

Kirishima- I was busy.

Bakugo- Tch.

Bakugo- Busy doing what?

Kirishima- I was at the shoe store.

Bakugo- Thank god you got something better than those fucking red Crocs.

Kirishima- Heh heh, yeah...

Mina- He got Rick and Morty Crocs. I was there.

Bakugo- *has the most disgusted look on his face* You got WHAT?

Kirishima- MinA- I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL HIM.

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Mr. Aizawa- So what did you idiots do over the weekend?

Urakaka- Asui and I went to the mall!

Tokoyami- I tried to summon a demon and failed. Again.

Mina- Denki tried to do a back flip off his dinner table and went face first to the floor.

Momo- Is that how he broke his nose?

Kaminari- Lol, yeah.

Mr. Aizawa- *thinking to himself* I have the weirdest fucking class, I stg.

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Kaminari- *working out*

Sero- Lol, Im gay.

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Kirishima- *working out*

Bakugo- Wow, Im gay.

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Mina- owo

Kirishima- uwu

Sero- >w<

Bakugo- How the hell are you making those noises?

Kaminari- òwó

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Anyways, yeah, small update. Sorry for the wait. Hope you enjoyed. Thanks for all the support. ♥

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