omegle pedo's amirite?

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kaminari- zAppedurass

kirishima- gayistheway

mina- assid

bakugo- kingtsundere

sero- weedat1am

**credit to the artist for bringing out the true beauty of my children.**

zAppedurass- have any of you seen mina today?

zAppedurass- i literally havent seen her at all today.

zAppedurass- which is fricking weird man, because she's always doing something wild, you know?

gayistheway- out of everyone here, you should be the one to know

kingtsundere- yeah, you guys are always doing stupid shit together.

kingtsundere- because you're both idiots.

zAppedurass- only occasional idiots. ;););)

kingtsundere- what does that even fucking mean

zAppedurass- you know, like idiots, but only on special occasions

kingtsundere- no, youre an idiot all the time, not occasionally.

weedat1am- dude, youre just proving his point even more

zAppedurass- are you calling me an IDIOT sero?????

zAppedurass- youre siding with him????

zAppedurass- how dare

kingtsundere- thats because im right.

zAppedurass- dont insult me PEASANT

zAppedurass- ur actually GAY so you have nothing on me

kingtsundere- SO ARE YOU

weedat1am- im RIGHT here

weedat1am- am i a joke to you

gayistheway- ah shit, here we go again

zAppedurass- kirishima, did you just meme

kingtsundere- please dont ever meme again, i will actually break up with you.

kingtsundere- look what you asshats did, you corrupted his soul.

zAppedurass- its for the better really.

gayistheway- bakugo, when you ever think of breaking up with me, remember i can harden my skin, and i can make it reaaaaal sharp.

gayistheway- what im trying to get at is...

gayistheway- ill stab a hoe.

kingtsundere- did you just threaten me, shitty hair?

kingtsundere- AND you cursed at me??

zAppedurass- HA, GET STABBED BAKUHOE.

kingtsundere- i will stick my whole foot up your ass, pikachu.

weedat1am- that's literally my job, but whatever.

gayistheway- that's lowkey kinky.

gayistheway- not even lowkey, highkey.

zAppedurass- what, ur saying you and bakugo don't shove your foot up the others ass?

gayistheway- uh no?

gayistheway- is that even a question you need an answer to lmao

kingtsundere- no, because we aren't dumbasses.

kingtsundere- *im not a dumbass.

gayistheway- bakugo is into WAY kinkier stuff than THAT.

zAppedurass- ohh tea, like what? ;)

kingtsundere- WE'RE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.

assid- ...

assid- i leave for a day and this is the outcome?

assid- i gotta say, im not hating this tho huehue ;))

kingtsundere- pls go back to the hell you came from.

weedat1am- at least he said pls

zAppedurass- mina, where the FRICK have you been all day?

assid- i was trolling pedophiles on omegle.

assid- but now that i think about it, im pretty sure i was the one getting trolled.

kingtsundere- see, i told you fucks that shes always doing something dumb.

assid- i mean, it was entertaining, so i don't regret anything.

assid- there was one dude that just said "did my dog shit in my cereal again, fUCK, THIS ISN'T COCO PEBBLES"

kingtsundere- why are people so FUCKING stupid

kingtsundere- damn, humans suck

weedat1am- and what did u say?

assid- i said "yeah, its hard to tell these days, huh?"

assid- and then they left.

gayistheway- HmMMm i wonder why

zAppedurass- she was just being honest tho.

assid- see, you get me kami.

zAppedurass- i got ur back, brotherin.

assid- also, can we pls go back to the kinky bakugo discussion.

kingtsundere- NO

kingtsundere- WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN DAMN SEX LIVES.

weedat1am- ur just mad that your inner colors have been revealed.

kingtsundere- fun fact, assholes:

kingtsundere- i hate all of you.

kingtsundere- except you kirishima.

gayistheway- (。・ω・。)

assid- (。・ω・。)

zAppedurass- (。・ω・。)

kingtsundere- sero, i swear, you're better than this.

weedat1am- im sorry bro,

weedat1am- (。・ω・。)


don't worry, i did nothing entertaining in the 3 months i was gone.

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⏰ Last updated: May 12, 2019 ⏰

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