π = 3.14159265359: hypothetically speaking, if i were to set the lab on fire, would you still love me
The_Boss: ...yes?
π = 3.14159265359: but what if the fire spread to your office
The_Boss: ....
π = 3.14159265359: and the rest of the building
π = 3.14159265359: and maybe the southern half of the city
The_Boss: yes?
π = 3.14159265359: and um, what about explosions? what are your thoughts and ideas on explosions?
The_Boss: dangerous
π = 3.14159265359: but, like, what if it was for science?
π = 3.14159265359: like, hypothetically speaking, what would happen if i blew up a building for science
The_Boss: ...oscar?
π = 3.14159265359: for a good purpose, mind you
The_Boss: oscar....
π = 3.14159265359: because isn't that what we're all about? good purposes? learning?
π = 3.14159265359: all FOR SCIENCE
The_Boss: was anyone hurt?
π = 3.14159265359: what? no, everyone's fine. no casualties. just some angry civilians
The_Boss: SO YOU DID BLOW UP SOMETHING
π = 3.14159265359: HAHA WHAT NO, SORRY I MEANT "EVERYONE WOULD BE FINE"
π = 3.14159265359: you know i love you very much
The_Boss: ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
π = 3.14159265359: you know the quote "love the sinner, hate the sin?"
The_Boss: oscar
π = 3.14159265359: ...yes?
The_Boss: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO
π = 3.14159265359: oprah, i love you with my entire heart and soul, and please don't kill me
π = 3.14159265359: and, can you maybe pick up some food on your way home?
The_Boss: fine. what do you want for dinner?
π = 3.14159265359: ummm.... anything that takes a long time to get
The_Boss: 😒
The_Boss: fine
π = 3.14159265359: thank you, oprah, I love u so much
The_Boss: i know. ily too oscar
3 hours later
The_Boss: OSCAR
π = 3.14159265359: ........yes?
The_Boss: EXPLAIN
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π = 3.14159265359: .........................................uuummmmmmmmmmmmm
The_Boss: o s c a r d i d i f u c k i n g s t u t t e r
π = 3.14159265359: .......... for science?
A/N: What do you get when you combine a tired writer with a wattpad account and a freedom to ship people? This shitstorm, apparently. Sorry for the short chapter. Please remember to vote/comment! Thank you!
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