My Little Team Crafted ABRIDGED!

Prolouge of Parkour

(Omfg Ponies of view LUL)

(Not really lul)

(IDEK. JUST PONIES OF VIEWWW)

Adam

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I looked at the parkour-

It was nyan-cat-colored that spiraled up to many buttons... BUTTONS. BUTT-ONS!

I fell onto the one-block jump in front of me, face-planting into the wool while laughing like Bodil in kindergarten.

"SKY I HATE YOU!"

I was startled by the voice, and turned back to see Ty with his shoulders hunched over, pouting. He stood next to Quentin, Ian, Jerome, and... JASON?!

"JASON TY STARTLED ME!" I cried, running over to hug his feet.

"WELL, ADAM WAS BEING ANNOYING!" Ty yelled back, storming over.

"I hate everybody..."

"Ty, leave Adam alone- you startled him!" Jason said, leaning down to hug me.

"GOD, I HATE YOU ALL SO M-Mitch?"

Mitch was jumping around, half-way through the parkour.

"CATCH UP, JAGS! YOU DISPLEASE ME ALREADY." He yelled back, continuing to jump.

Ty punched Jason and jumped over to kick me. I fell off the platform and flew back up.

"I HATE YOU!" Ty screamed, parkouring upwards towards Mitch.

I missed but kept flying back up because IMA IMPORTANT PERSON DUUUUUUUR!

Everybody else as background characters who I personally don't care about teleported magically to the end.

I glanced over and saw a button.

"OH, OH! THIS IS SO GONNA TELEPORT US INTO AN ALTERNATE WORLD WHERE WE BECOME PONIES AND MET PONIES AN-" I was cut off by Mitch who punched me in the face.

"SHUDDAP YOU DISPLEASING JAG!" He yelled, a frown on his face because Displeased Mitch is Displeased because of Displeasedingedness...

"YOU CAN'T SPOIL EVEN THOUGH IT'S AN ABRIDGED VERSION OF MANGOKIWI'S THINGY YOU CAN'T SPOIL! GOD, IM DISPLEASED." Mitch stomped over and began to spam the button rapidly.

The fluffy dude, the fishy dude, the spaceman dude, and the cake dude all yelled.

"EMINEM, MAKE US NOT BACKGROUND CHARACTERS BEFORE WE GO INTO EQUESTRIAKSGSVOOWGGLSLBSBOS-"

A cheetah appeared on the button, laying down on her stomach and rofling.

"LOL, NO! SORRY NOT SORRY DESU!"

Ian began yelling CAKE several times and hit the cheetah.

Eminem yelled "OWE DESU! BAD IAN!" And beat him up very well.

She also yelled "BY THE WAY, GOOD MITCH!"

Mitch began smiling awkwardly.

"YEY!"

Mitch began helping to beat up Ian because IAN DESU WHY DESU.

"DUN MESS WITH YOUR AUTHOR CAKEMAN!" She yelled and teleported away and everything went VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY dark grey. VERY.