Body Exchange (EXO x Reader)

Mistress

It must have been like ten minutes until the idol in question actually calmed down after your outburst where you claimed your ass was a holy artifact that needed to be preserved well.

"You really thought I would do something like this?" it was hard for him to contain himself after such a hilarious spectacle you put up, yet you just sat there with a stern face not much amused by this situation yourself.

"I'm just stating my inner worries, now go back to whatever you were doing before... I'm gonna grab some snacks!"

"The members have already eaten most of them tho!" he yelled since you were really quick on your feet just seconds in and you already walked thru out the doors located in the living room.

"Then I will go buy some, I'm in need of fresh air!" to which soon Xiumin yelled back.

"Wait let me go with you!" you cursed him out inside your thoughts, you were highly flustered wanting to flee this situation altogether, but it didn't seem like he would give you an easy life holding your burning checks you withdrew them once you spotted the idol beside you.

"Why? So you can tease me?" he didn't give you any response just a sly smirk which could only be taken as a bad sign. What if he decided to tell this story to other members, or the more terrifyingly actually use it to blackmail you. Gasping loudly you received a weirded out glance from the male, that still was rewinding your hilarious words inside his head. On the way to the convenience store Minseok was worried about the possibility of a fan spotting him, but nothing of sorts took place. It was only the two of you strolling around the store while getting every delicious snack you guys could put your greedy hands on. The idol decided to grab some unique Korean snacks, thinking about making it into some kinda game with penalties since you probably would find them bizarre.

"You should try all these." he told you while you nodded your head slightly deciding that at least a taste should be granted for any dish unless they were utterly disgusting, then that would have been a big no no. Once at the cash register, you stood there waiting patiently for all the items to be scanned but it seemed like the little tipsy baby used your shoulder as a headrest. The woman at the counter soon awwed in delight while admitting.

"You make such a wonderful couple." you hardly were the person that felt entitled to explain any situation to a stranger so you decided to let this misunderstanding slide allowing her to believe whatever her heart desired. So you smiled at her softly taking out the money to pay for your groceries. You hardly expected the person drunk on alcohol to turn around as you two were heading out, dragging him away by holding his arm.

"We are not dating but she will be the perfect girlfriend for my friend!" you rolled your eyes at his behavior seeing the shock on the woman's face. That's when you saw the most apologetic look in her face as if she thought your love for this fella wasn't noticed by him seeing he wanted to set you up with his friend.

"Geez." you just muttered wanting to facepalm not really wanting her to assume anything more about some nonexistent drama that was taking place inside your perfect stable life. Then again if she just knew who Xiumin was she wouldn't come to this weird speculations.

"There are always people that have no idea who Exo is." you muttered under your breath which made the oldest of the group nod and so you headed back inside the dorms this single trip being too exhausting. As soon as you entered it seemed the baby restored his energy and so for the next couple of hours you just sat there hearing Xiumin repeating himself over and over again. He seemed genuinely happy about the idea of how you let him babble on. You didn't judge him at all, you guessed he just wanted everything to flow out his system and you seemed to be the perfect listener for that task. It wasn't so bad as at the same time you were eating and catching glimpses of the Korean drama that was playing on tv also you knew soon enough it would have been your turn to babble about all the strange married couples you came by as a marriage counselor. The night went on and you guys played all sort of games where the penalty would have been eating the snacks, it was quite an enjoyment on Minseok's part until he had eaten too much sugar and felt like vomiting.

Next morning you woke up with trembling pain making its way inside your head. Even if you didn't take one sip of the alcohol it felt as if you had ripped the idol from his own hangover. Those thoughts soon escalated to a more outragous idea that made you wonder if you were drunk on love, shaking that thought away you took a glance at your feet that strangely enough felt quite slimy and wet. Your eyes were set on the male that was cuddling your legs, as well as drolling on them meanwhile. You made a disgusting sound while retreating them away, making sure to pay him by wiping it off on his shirt. After performing such actions only then did you felt some eyes watching you two, glancing at the door you discovered Jongdae which must have become anxious, how could you steal his husband. Your brain started to display some kind of drama in your head where you were the mistress and Chen the legal wife of Xiumin, you only escaped this daydreaming trance when your weird morning sounds woke up the person sleeping beside you.

"Is this how you treat a person that tucked you into bed?" you could hear offense in his voice, but you decided to strike back.

"If that's so? Did you drop me on the way or something? I don't remember coming here but my head feels like it's gonna explode it hurts so much." Xiumin cleared his throat awkwardly, by this behavior you could already guess he was at fault.

"I'm bringing the Royal Decree that says you need to pay for your sins." And so you launched your foot at his direction as he tried to dodge it however his clumsy feet got tangled with the sheets, it became the grave mistake that made his face meet with the floor.

"Ha!" you yelled being satisfied he paid his price for dropping you yesterday. Only now did the person in the doorframe decided to raise his voice.

"Is something going on between you two?" hearing those words wanted you to bring mischief and remembering the previous night clearly beside when you fell asleep you proudly admitted.

"Yes!" both idols looked at you quite startled.

"I haven't done anything!" Minseok quickly denied trying to cleanse his name but it was in vain as you had an ace under your sleeve.

"Don't lie, you performed a lap dance just for me!" you struck back making both males present fall to the ground out of shock.

"He did what?!" Jongdae's whiny voice rang thru the whole EXO dormitory.

Word Count: 1256

Author's Note:

It's been so long since I uploaded anything new, hope this is a good enough addition :3