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Chapter 3 - The yo mama war

Natsu Dragneel has logged on

Gray Fullbuster has logged on

Lucy Heartfelia has logged on

Natsu: I can't believe you Gray!

Gray: What?? You were the one who got eaten by a fucking owl-man!! Then I had to come save your ass!

Natsu: NO FAIR!! I WANT TO GO BACK AND FIGHT THAT STUPID OWL!

Lucy: uh guys? what's happening? O.o

Gray: Shut up Natsu! I've already defeated him!!

Natsu: We'll see about that you gay stripper!!

Gray: Fire brain!

Natsu: Ice princess!

Lucy: Uh.. guys? -_-

Gray: You've got some pretty big balls for someone with pink hair!

Natsu: And you've got some pretty big balls for someone with a pink vagina!

Gray: I don't even have a vagina!

Natsu: Oh really?

Lucy: GUYS! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Natsu: AYE SIR!! O_O

Gray: AYE SIR!! O_O

Lucy: We're gonna settle this the proper way!

Natsu: A head on fight?

Lucy: no..

Gray: Then what?

Lucy: A yo mama war... *_*

Gray: IT'S ON DRAGON SLAYER!

Natsu: IT'S ON LIKE FRIED EGGS AND BACON!

Gray: I think the phrase your looking for is, 'It's on like Donkey Kong.'

Natsu: Shut up penguin.

Lucy: Natsu, I swear all you think about is food.. ANYWHO... BEGIN!!

Gray: Yo mama's fat, that when she walked past the tv you missed 20 episodes of your favourite show!

Natsu: Yo mama's so ugly, that her reflection quit!

Gray: Yo mama's so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr.Pepper!

Natsu: YO MAMA'S SO HAIRY, SHE GOT MISTAKEN FOR A YETI!!

Gray: YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, THAT WHEN SHE GOT LOCKED IN A SUPERMARKET SHE DIED OF STARVATION!!

Natsu: YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT FRUIT PUNCH WAS A GAY BOXER!

Gray: YO MAMA'S SO.. SO.. UHH..

Natsu: HA! I BEAT YOU GRAY!!

Gray: I WILL HAVE MY VENGANCE!! *evil laugh*

Juvia: JUVIA WILL HELP GRAY-SAMA!!

Natsu: COME AT ME BRO

Lucy: Annnnnd, that's all folks!

Happy: Aye!

Hihi!! Just so u know, yes I did get most of the yo mama stuff off Yo Mama on youtube, and yes I did get the pink hair joke off Fairy Tail Abridged, I JUST BORROWED IT! hope u enjoyed.