Genesis: hey remember vine?
Maya: yeah
Mason: what the fuck Richard
Maya:
Genesis:
Maya: MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS DavId
Genesis: WAY TO GO PAUL
Mason: what the hell Carl
Genesis: I wAnNa bE a CoWbOy baaaaaaaaby
Mason: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS
Maya: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE
Mason: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
Genesis: GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY
Maya: SUCK A DICK, SUCK A DICK, SUCK A DICK, SUCK A MOTHERFUCKING DICK, SUCK A DICK
Genesis: SUCK A HUGE OR SMALL DICK
Mason: I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME
Genesis: RYAN! HEY!
Maya: Fuck- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DONE THIS
Genesis: aDaM!
Mason: HI WELCOME TO CHILI'S
Maya: oH mY gOd cHoLeStErOl
Genesis: THE FUCK?
Mason: THE FUCK?
Maya: THE FUCK IS IN THE AIR?
Mason: THE FUCK?
Genesis: THE FUCK?
Maya: THERE'S WHITE SHIT EVERYWHERE
Genesis: SO I'M SITTING THERE BARBEQUE SAUCE ON MY TITTIES
Mason: I FOUND THE FOURTH GRADERS. THEY'RE INSIDE EACHOTHER
Genesis: PRINCIPAL MORRIS ONE OF THE SECOND GRADERS IS ON FIRE AND I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE IT THIS TIME
Maya: I NEED A PHARMACIST
Mason: Iridocyclitis
Maya: MMM CHICKEN
Genesis: HAVE YOU SEEN MY CHILD, HE'S ABOUT THIS TALL, CLEARLY GAY BUT WE HAVEN'T HAD THE TALK YET
Mason: Road work ahead? Uh yeah? I sUrE hOpE iT dOeS
Genesis: TIMMY WHERE ARE YOU, MOMMA WANTS TO GET DRU- GO TO SLEEP
Maya: CHICKEN STRIIIIIIIIIIIIPS
Genesis: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS
Mason: woah, hurricane Katrina, more like hurricane tortilla
Genesis: TIC TOC SUCK MY COCK
Mason: heyyyy heyyyy hey kids kids- PATRICIA! Honey can you be quiet I'm just tryna get-
Maya: STOP IT! YOU ALMOST MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT
Genesis: you know what happens to girls who wear shorts that short? They get picked up by a white van and get their holes resized, not you Melissa, you're never getting molested (damn right I'm not)
Maya: A DOCTOR? YOU WANNA BE A DOCTOR? I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA BUT GUESS WHAT I BECAME INSTEAD, HIV POSITIVE
Mason: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag
Genesis: YOU SPILLED WAHGWAHGW- LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG
Mason: LAST WEEK I GOT MUGGED BY A GOD DAMN BALLERINA SHE TRIED TO MAKE ME PASS AWAY BUT BITCH SPUN AWAY
Genesis: WHAT'S THAT LOGO? AN ASSHOLE
Maya:WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL OF THIS?
Mason: An avocado, thankssss
Maya: YES SHE IS A BITCH, B-I-C-T-H
Genesis: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
Maya: ROBO BITCH
Mason: I ain't getting no sleep cause of y'all AND YOU'RE NEVER GOING SLEEP CAUSE OF ME
Maya: ISSA KNIFE
Genesis: AMERICA EXPLAIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ARKANSAS
Maya: what do you use to keep your pants up during a performance, it's amazing...?
Mason: ...
belt
Genesis: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TARGET!!
Maya: MY DICK FELL OFF
Mason: OH HELL NAH TO THE NAH NAH NAH
Samara: guys please it's 3 in the morning...
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/167503074-288-k633731.jpg)