vine gods

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Genesis: hey remember vine?

Maya: yeah

Mason: what the fuck Richard

Maya:

Genesis:

Maya: MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS DavId

Genesis: WAY TO GO PAUL

Mason: what the hell Carl

Genesis: I wAnNa bE a CoWbOy baaaaaaaaby

Mason: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS

Maya: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE

Mason: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

Genesis: GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY

Maya: SUCK A DICK, SUCK A DICK, SUCK A DICK, SUCK A MOTHERFUCKING DICK, SUCK A DICK

Genesis: SUCK A HUGE OR SMALL DICK

Mason: I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME

Genesis: RYAN! HEY!

Maya: Fuck- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DONE THIS

Genesis: aDaM!

Mason: HI WELCOME TO CHILI'S

Maya: oH mY gOd cHoLeStErOl

Genesis: THE FUCK?

Mason: THE FUCK?

Maya: THE FUCK IS IN THE AIR?

Mason: THE FUCK?

Genesis: THE FUCK?

Maya: THERE'S WHITE SHIT EVERYWHERE

Genesis: SO I'M SITTING THERE BARBEQUE SAUCE ON MY TITTIES

Mason: I FOUND THE FOURTH GRADERS. THEY'RE INSIDE EACHOTHER

Genesis: PRINCIPAL MORRIS ONE OF THE SECOND GRADERS IS ON FIRE AND I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE IT THIS TIME

Maya: I NEED A PHARMACIST

Mason: Iridocyclitis

Maya: MMM CHICKEN

Genesis: HAVE YOU SEEN MY CHILD, HE'S ABOUT THIS TALL, CLEARLY GAY BUT WE HAVEN'T HAD THE TALK YET

Mason: Road work ahead? Uh yeah? I sUrE hOpE iT dOeS

Genesis: TIMMY WHERE ARE YOU, MOMMA WANTS TO GET DRU- GO TO SLEEP

Maya: CHICKEN STRIIIIIIIIIIIIPS

Genesis: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS

Mason: woah, hurricane Katrina, more like hurricane tortilla

Genesis: TIC TOC SUCK MY COCK

Mason: heyyyy heyyyy hey kids kids- PATRICIA! Honey can you be quiet I'm just tryna get-

Maya: STOP IT! YOU ALMOST MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT

Genesis: you know what happens to girls who wear shorts that short? They get picked up by a white van and get their holes resized, not you Melissa, you're never getting molested (damn right I'm not)

Maya: A DOCTOR? YOU WANNA BE A DOCTOR? I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA BUT GUESS WHAT I BECAME INSTEAD, HIV POSITIVE

Mason: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag

Genesis: YOU SPILLED WAHGWAHGW- LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG

Mason: LAST WEEK I GOT MUGGED BY A GOD DAMN BALLERINA SHE TRIED TO MAKE ME PASS AWAY BUT BITCH SPUN AWAY

Genesis: WHAT'S THAT LOGO? AN ASSHOLE

Maya:WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL OF THIS?

Mason: An avocado, thankssss

Maya: YES SHE IS A BITCH, B-I-C-T-H

Genesis: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

Maya: ROBO BITCH

Mason: I ain't getting no sleep cause of y'all AND YOU'RE NEVER GOING SLEEP CAUSE OF ME

Maya: ISSA KNIFE

Genesis: AMERICA EXPLAIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ARKANSAS

Maya: what do you use to keep your pants up during a performance, it's amazing...?

Mason: ...




























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Genesis: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TARGET!!

Maya: MY DICK FELL OFF

Mason: OH HELL NAH TO THE NAH NAH NAH

Samara: guys please it's 3 in the morning...

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