Me: can you turn on the lights please?
Anahi: no need, you're the only light the world needs
Me, trying to read the instructions to my easy bake oven (that I never got for Christmas for 10 years now, still waiting mom): bITch, I can't fUCKING SEE
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Me: can you turn on the lights please?
Anahi: no need, you're the only light the world needs
Me, trying to read the instructions to my easy bake oven (that I never got for Christmas for 10 years now, still waiting mom): bITch, I can't fUCKING SEE