Random mugger: give me your money!
Maya: [holds up a reverse UNO card] Bitch, give me your money!
Random mugger: the fuck!
Maya: [runs away]
~Later~
Maya: and that's how I avoided getting mugged
Mason: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck Maya
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