ships i don't ship

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SHIPS I DON'T SHIP

MCU
• tony stark x peter parker. (mcu) i didn't even know this was a ship. absolutely NASTY.
• cap x blonde bitch. (mcu) uhhh wyd steve? gonna kiss your ex's niece? k.
• natasha x bruce. (mcu) don't come for me, i want them to be happy but i just don't like them together as anything more than friends.
• thor x loki. (mcu) i think tf not you trick ass bitch, loki is mINE. also they're brotp, not otp.
• steve x bucky. (mcu) uh no. i ship the brotp.
• steve x tony. (mcu) no no no.

TVD
• caroline x tyler. (tvd) this is an old ship but i still didn't ship while it was going on.
• stefan x elena. (tvd) never shipped stelena. don't come for me.
• stefan x katherine. (tvd) i love katherine but she broke stefan's heart so thank u, next.
• bonnie x jeremy. (tvd) this ship made me cringe.
• bonnie x kai. (tvd) enough fuckin said, kai is mine. also bonkai is as toxic as it gets lmao.
• bonnie x enzo. (tvd) tbh i didn't dislike this ship because it made bon happy but it felt like the writers just pushed them together because their characters had no other love interests.
• bonnie x damon. (tvd) brotp not otp.
• stefan x valerie. (tvd) steroline. enough said.
• elijah x katherine. (tvd) hellnoidontfuckinthinksonotonmywatch.

TO
• klaus x camille. (to) klaroline. enough said.
• rebekah x marcel. (to) i haven't finished to so don't come for me, idk if they end up together or what. i just didn't feel the chemistry in their love.
• kol x davina. (to) kol has to be finessed. i don't believe for a second his character would fall in love with davina claire in the span of several episodes.
• klaus x aurora. (to) klaroline. enough said.
• hayley x jackson. (to) no just no. jackson was a great man but his character annoyed me because he was in the way of hayley and elijah being happy together.
• davina x marcel. (to) that is a father-daughter relationship so cANCELLED.

do you agree with my list? what would you have changed? what ships do you hate or love?

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