because why not start 2019 with drake and josh quotes while i'm watching drake and josh?"pip pip da doodly doo."
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"M E G A N!"
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"boobs."
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"well i ain't callin you a truther!"
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"i ran over oprah!"
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"miNd yEr pEePerS."
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"hug me brotha!"
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"this is our living room, in which we live."
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"there's a new jersey?"
"yeah, they just opened it."
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"cockadoodledoo, the cow says mOO!"
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"did she just call us drake and juice?"
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"well, i guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend!"
"one condition!"
"wHAt?!"
"i get to be the bOyfRieNd!"
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"...so my foot's totally stuck in there right, i'm freaking out, the dogs having a seizure and i still got half a pie left."
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"please, we must begin while the sun is in the house of karflog."
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"this is the worst birthday ever."
"why, because you ran over oprah?"
"nO, beCaUse it'S a LitTLe hUmiD- YES BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!"
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"the peruvian puff pepper. it says they come from south ahmereekah."
"it's south AMERICA."
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"maybe 'E' means extra fuel!"
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"you want a face full of fist?"
"you want a butt full of foot?"
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"drake, you can't eat a hotdog wearing a tuxedo."
"this hotdogs not wearing a tuxedo."
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"COME ON, DORA! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THAT MAP! DON'T ASK ME!"special thanks to everyone who commented a quote.❤️
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