Happy Birthday, Miss Sarsasstic

❀ hermanita

hey you.

How did I meet her?

Well...it's a long story...
Once upon a time in wattpad..
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Never mind.
How did I meet her really..?

Give me some time...hmm..

Oh yes... My then friend introduced her to me... And it never occurred to me why she started talking to me because
a. She's a total stranger
b. She was always so happy ( comparing to my very boring depressing life, I might've been jealous yo!)
c. She talked to me like she have known me for a lifetime.
And...good enough..now when I think about it...that first hi changed everything 😊

How do I feel when I talk to her?

Okay...so this is a rhetorical question..
Who would ask that?? (Sry vanilla...I'm horrible!)
So.. Whenever I talk to her..I feel like I'm talking to someone close because I feel so open and comfortable.
I wish I could explain.
It feels like home...and after all...I am your big sister.
*emphasizes the word 'big'*

What do I love about her?

What do I not...I mean she's so awesome beyond explanation..
Like I said...
I can't explain.
I love her for being herself no matter what.

Describe her?

Aren't we done with the describing just yet!?
Cuz clearly...I'm not much of a descibe-er. (Now I know that's a word okay you..don't start. Me and wisey love making words that doesn't make sense at all..)

Well she's..vibrant and radioactive..
And always keep smiling.. And be happy cuz it's contagious.
It really makes my day.
Ur my angel... u brighten my day and make life so magical.
ANGEL!!
⭐

Describe how she looks?

She's absolutely stunning and I know cuz I've seen her..
She's got that adoring face that makes anyone fall in love with her..
Seriously, watch out for the guys..😁

One vague experience?

I think every time I talk to you...it seems new and original in a way like
it seems like its the first time I'm talking to you.
All our conversations have been positive so I cant actually describe one event at that.
So far...I think there's only one conversation that didn't go so well..
Remember I told you that something happened to you cuz you didn't seem to understand anymore
And that we're drifting away??
Srsly, I didn't mean that...its just me...everyday I come to wattpad with new problems..and then there's the mood swings..and I'm caffeinated too so it would've been that..idk.

My nickname for her.

Well..as in now I call her 'wisey'. Though your feignedgenuity now.
I love that BTW.
Ur always the wise, great and powerful wizard of oz.
(Where did that come from, I wonder..)

Her nickname for me.

Hermanita...yayy!

How long have you known her?

I've known her Forever.

So..
I'm gonna conclude by saying a very happy birthday.
I wish for you all the happiness in the world..and if there's not enough for you...I'll give you all of mine.
I could say that..but I don't have any happiness with me.
I just wanted to be poetic.
Anyways..I hope you find love one day...I know I told you there's no such thing.
But there's always a thing called love for people like you. There's always love for the happy, the lucky, the magical people like you...wisey.
And always remember how wonderful you are..always remember how precious you are to your family..how proud they are of you.
Never for once think that you're a burden to them...
I'll always pray to god for you...thank him for your existence..
He sent an angel, didn't he?
Always remain creative.. And never change yourself for others.
Kill em with kindness girl!!

I'll always be here for you...whenever you need me.
And I've got exams coming up and I won't be there to wish you on your birthday.
And I'll be deleting wattpad soon. So..this might be...
I dont wanna say it..
I'll be there somewhere tho.. Don't be surprised if you see me on your doorstep one day..okaie?

BTW..if you're wondering why I am this awesome..I only have one answer..
I was born with a cold...that's why I'm too cool..
(If there was a rope there..I'm pretty sure you would've wanted to hang yourself and die..bang!)
Mehh

So once again:

A very happy birthday..💐

To my little sister.

love you to infinity ∞
x
Sam

With love,
Patless.