Humor Me

Talents

Friend 1: I'm really talented at singing!

Friend 2: I'm the fastest on the track team!

Friend 3: I'm the best basketball player on the team!

*friends look at me*

Friend 1: hey, what can you do!?

Me: Breath underwater.

Friends: no way!

Me: *hold glass of water over head*

Friends: Touché

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I can breath underwater!