"I told you it didn't shrink"
"Ya know we've been having sex A LOT lately"
"Yeah so"
"I'm just saying. It's been like three days in a row"
"The first night doesn't count cause that was all you"
"Then tonight doesn't count"
"Okay good so technically it's only been one time"
"Yup okay now can we go somewhere I'm booooored"
"Why I'm tired"
"But I'm boooored"
"Then let's sleep"
"That's booooring. Let's go somewhere fun"
"Like where"
"The store. I need to buy things"
"What do you need to buy"
"I don't know I really just want to spend your money"
"Fine"
"Yay"
We get up and go somewhere to buy things
"Where do you want to go" he asks as we get in the car
"I don't know maybe we should bring like Jack or someone somewhere"
"Why"
"Cause it's a good idea i don't know."
"Well he does have no friends"
"Corbyn! He does have friends actually"
"Oh really who"
"I don't know some freshman obviously"
"Oh. Well still he never hangs out with them"
"Then let's bring him"
"Ugh Fine"
He very reluctantly calls Jack and puts it on speaker
"Heyooo brotherrrr"
"What do you want"
"Well you're lonely and probably have no friends to hang out with tonight so do you want to come with me and Taylor to a few stores"
"What stores exactly"
"I don't know stores where you buy stuff in"
"Okay fine. But pick me up now before dad kills me for not studying"
"Kay bye I love you"
"I don't love you but bye"
They hang up and we go to his house
"He's going to be cringey just to let you know"
"All 14 year olds are"
He rolls his eyes and Jack gets out of the house and in to the car
"Where are we going"
"I told you a store"
"Okay but why"
"Well Tay wants to spend my money"
"And you're just letting her"
"Yup pretty much"
"Why it's your money"
"Yeah so"
"Well if it's yours and not hers then shouldn't you spend it"
"Jack shhh don't say that" I say turning to him
"Why not"
"You'll convince him not to let me use it"
"And you shouldn't"
"Okay but my money means that I can spend it or let whoever I want spend it in any way I decide cause it's mine"
"Whatever when you're broken up and everything she has is bought with your money you'll be sad and I'll tell you I told you so"
"Jack please just shut up or I will drop you off back at home and you get yelled at"
"Fine Fine I'll be quiet"
"Thank you"
