Sticks the Badger posted a status update 17:03
Between Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog who is faster?
Miles 'Tails' Prower, Amy Rose and 6 others liked this
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Amy Rose: well... this causes trouble
Sonic the Hedgehog: I AM
Miles 'Tails' Prower: Sticks, what have you caused!
Shadow the Hedgehog: Pah! You really think that you're faster than the ULTIMATE LIFEFORM?
Sonic the Hedgehog: how many times do I have to prove that I am the fastest thing alive?
Shadow the Hedgehog: Don't forget I beat you the other day
Sonic the Hedgehog: no you didn't! You skated over water! you cheated!
Shadow the Hedgehog: how do you cheat in a fight?
Rouge the Bat: why has this argument started? I thought we were over this
Sticks the Badger: I'm just intrigued. I've always seen them running past but I've never seen who wins
Knuckles the Echidna: Sometimes Sonic and sometimes Shadow
Rouge the Bat: and you know this how?
Knuckles the Echidna: usually the finish line is at the Master Emerald shrine
Rouge the Bat: and you complain that I go near there
Knuckles the Echidna: oh no, they run faster than ever when they see me
Sonic the Hedgehog posted a status update 17:24
There isn't anyone who can run faster, or longer, than I can
Amy Rose, Cream the Rabbit and 5 others like this
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Shadow the Hedgehog: I'll take that challenge and beat you with it, faker
Sonic the Hedgehog: You're the fake hedgehog and you know it!
Amy Rose: can't we just say that you are as fast as each other?
Sonic the Hedgehog: NO! I AM THE FASTEST!
Sonic the Hedgehog: I AM FASTER THAN ANYONE!
Knuckles the Echidna: too bad your brain isn't as fast as your feet
Sonic the Hedgehog: Tell that to yourself Knux
Rouge the Bat: Knuckles doesn't run fast
Sonic the Hedgehog: exactly
Knuckles the Echidna: HEY!
Miles 'Tails' Prower: and Sticks has just decided to ignore what she started
Sticks the Badger: you know it. Have fun!
Scourge the Hedgehog posted a status update with Shadow the Hedgehog and 1 other 17:35
Why are you arguing? You're both as slow as each other
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Shadow the Hedgehog: Snot, you can't run half as fast as I can
Scourge the Hedgehog: you cheat
Shadow the Hedgehog: how so?
Scourge the Hedgehog: you use the rocket blasters on your shoes
Sonic the Hedgehog: YEAH CHEATER!
Miles 'Tails' Prower: actually, those thrusters are to help Shadow glide along the ground to increase his speed which is why he skates rather than runs. If anything, they are heavier than your shoes which would be that in reality, Shadow is simply slowing himself down
Shadow the Hedgehog: your fox friend is right
Sonic the Hedgehog: TAILS! you're supposed to be my best friend!
Miles 'Tails' Prower: I'm simply stating facts
Scourge the Hedgehog: I still think that he would be slower without the shoes. Those boosts increase his speed
Miles 'Tails' Prower: As I said, those shoes are also extremely heavy which can counter those thrusters. Shadow may be faster without those shoes because they only help him in fighting situations
Sonic the Hedgehog: TAILS!
Miles 'Tails' Prower: what? It could be true?!
Rouge the Bat: Ooh Sonic is jealous!
Shadow the Hedgehog: yes, faker, jealous that your fox friend believes that I am faster than your mortal form?
Sonic the Hedgehog: NO he's my best friend!
Shadow the Hedgehog: who believes that I am faster. A worthy choice, I must say
Sonic the Hedgehog: I will always be faster than you!
Scourge the Hedgehog: I'm faster than both of you
Shadow the Hedgehog: ha! that's a laugh
Amy Rose: Scourge, don't get in the way of their argument ;)
Scourge the Hedgehog: oh sorry, I don't want to be the third wheeler
Sonic the Hedgehog: excuse me?
Shadow the Hedgehog: I will now prove to you why they call me the Ultimate Lifeform
Sonic the Hedgehog: not if I get there first Faker!
Shadow the Hedgehog: challenge accepted, blue boy
Rouge the Bat posted a status update with Amy Rose 17:49
Amy what have you done now?
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Amy Rose: I don't know, but Scourge just ran past my window screaming with two angry hedgehogs on his tail
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