Dil Dosti Duniyadaari

Jai Abhi Face Off

Jai: TUM.....!!!!

Abhi: TUUUM....!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE???

Jai: Don't you think ye sawal mera hona chahiye thaaa?

Avee: Ok ek min... Tum dono ek dusre ko jaante ho?

JaiAbhi: Shut Up and stay away from him (pointing towards each other)

Jai: kyaa??

Abhi: How dare you tumne Avee se...

Jai: Who the hell are you to tell my sister to stay away from me? And ek min tum mere ghar mein kya kar rahe ho? How dare you ki tumne mere ghar mein pair rakha? Aur meri behen..

Abhi: mai apne girlfriend ke ghar... Wait... Whattt??? Tumhari behen? Matlab Avee tumhari behen hai?

Jai: Avu di meri behen hai... You have any problem? And did you just say your girlfriend ka ghar... Sorry but ye tumhari kisi girlfriend ka nahi balki mera ghar hai...

Avee: Jai... Ye mera bhi ghar hai... Aur ye Abhi hai...

Abhi: Ye Jai hai?
Jai: ye Abhi hai?
(Together)

Avee: haa guys.... Par mujhe batao to tum dono ek dusre se kab kaha kaise mile? Aur tumhara koi jhagda vagda hai kya?

Jai: Avu di...!! Aapki shaadi mai iss badtameez insaan se kabhi nahi hone dunga... Infact aapka iske saath koi rishta mai bardasht nahi kar sakta.... Not even friendship!!

Sid: what do you mean Jai... Abhi bhai ne aisa kiya hi kya hai?

Jai: see Siddharth... Mujhe tumse koi problem nahi hai so please tum bichme mat pado... Aur rahi baat tumhare bhai ki to meri behen ki shaadi kisi Rajkumar se hogi iss chor ke sath kabhi nahi hogi make that very clear to your brother!! And now just get out of here... Am I clear ya guards ko bulau??
(He leaves the place and storms into his room)

Avee: kya baat hai Abhi.. Why is he so upset with you?

Tunu: mujhe to lagta hai ye uska koi naya prank hoga... You know na he loves to prank!!

Avee: nahi Tunu... Mai apne bhai ko itna to janti hi hu ki wo meri life ke sath prank nahi karega.. agar wo pehle Abhi se kabhi mila nahi hai to he will not behave this way... And Abhi bhi to janta hai Jai ko...
Abhi will you tell me something? I need explanation!!

Abhi: apne bhai se mango explaination... Wo kya bolega... Chor chori karne ke baad kabhi kehta hai maine chori ki?

Aashu: wait... What?? Chori?

Abhi: haa... Tumhara bhai ek chor hai.. aisa chor jo pehle chori karta hai aur phir mujh par iljaam lagata hai...

Avee: kaisi chori? Kya keh rahe ho tum?

Abhi: meri ek classmate thi uski shaadi mein tumhara bhai bhi aaya tha... Dulhe ka dost tha aur waha usne chori ki aur out of nowhere mujh par iljaam laga diya... I mean yaar mai to use janta bhi nahi tha... I don't know kaha se he blamed me...

Yash: chori kya hua tha par?

Abhi: Sone ki choti si murti thi ganesha ki...

Avi: Are you kidding me Abhishek? I mean seriously... Wo Jaijeet Singh hai... sole owner of Nandra industries after chachu... Avika and Avu are not interested in business bacha wo akela... Aur jo insaan muh mein sone ka chammach lekar paida hua hai wo kyu koi stupid si sone ki murti chori karega? Wo jab chahe platinum ki murti lekar aa sakta hai aur koi use ek labz se nahi puchega paise kaha kharch kiye aur kyu kharch kiye...

Avee: bhai... Please ruko na

Abhi: do you mean to say chori maine ki hai? I am not as rich as you lekin I am also a celebrity! And I really don't need to rob anything ok? Mai jab chahu jo chahu khareed sakta hu apni haisiyat ke hisaab se.. just the difference is mai khud mehnat karta hu tumhare Jaijeet jaise ghar baithe nahi milta mujhe kuch... Lekin mehnat karke sab milta hai mujhe..