Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

if i could be any food

Tobi " if Tobi could be a food he'll be pizza cause Tobi is so cheesy "
Hidan " if I can be a food I'll be a hamburger cause I've got some nice buns "
Itachi " if I could be a food I'll be a doughnut cause I'm so empty inside "
* Kisame tries to touch his shoulder *
Itachi " don't touch me "
* Kisame backs away *