Random Book Of Randomness

Inanimate objects (Basically all food)

Hermione x Books
Ron x Chicken (Most likely fried)
Harry x Treacle tart (What is that?)
Neville x ummm ummm ummmI don't know
Luna x pudding (I don't ship this)
Draco x apple (This is basically cannon)
Courtney x Doritos (Mine)