Author:*Is sleeping in her attic room with a blanket over the window to keep all natural light out*
In the other room
Ron:I'm bored *Snaps fingers suddenly*I have an IDEA let's hit the author with nerf guns
Dobby:I don't know sir, that would be very unwise
Suddenly there is a disturbance in the force. The author bolts from her room and hugs Dobby and nearly starts crying
Author:DOBBY IS ALIVE EVERYONE LOOK HE'S ALIVE *Screams hysterically*
Author:Dies
