It's taking all ten of my brain cells to remember these so, another story from 5th grade.
It was the end of the year and we had field day, where we did sports and shit, and my class was doing the softball throw, not so soft, and it was my turn. So I was getting ready to throw the ball and I think I turned my wrist a little by accident and threw the ball right as my teacher who was like ten feet away. I hit her directly in her boob.
She wasn't at the next three activities because she was up getting medical assistance. And that's how I learned how to apologize 50 times in a minute. It was the last day of school so I didn't get suspended or anything.
