november 19th, 2017
lord help me what was i on writing this
also i used to use "me" instead of character names sry i realize thats annoying as fuck
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xxx-xxx-xxxx (11:23pm)
is this josh dun lol
me (11:30pm)
Uh yes who is this???
xxx (11:31pm)
tyler joseph. dont ask how i got ur number
actually ask tho
me (11:35pm)
Okay then how the fuck did you find my number?
tyler joseph (11:35pm)
a little aggressive but ill take it ;) kinda the way i like it
sooo i was dared by my friends to ask u out bc ur so scary and strange and yeah
me (11:37pm)
So this is a joke basically
I didn't even know you were gay?
tyler joseph (11:38pm)
im half gay. i like girls too
anyways thats not the point the point is that i need a screenshot of u saying ull date me so if u could do it before kicking my ass on monday thatd be AMAZING
me (11:40pm)
If I do will you leave me the fuck alone
I have better things to do than talk to fuckboys
tyler joseph (11:40pm)
hey thats mean i AM a fuckboy but im worth ur time
probably more important than whatever ur doing
what would u do if i was there tho asking for science
me (11:45pm)
I take it back I'm just going to block you and you can shove that dare up your ass bye
tyler joseph (11:45pm)
WAIT NO PLEASE DONT I WAS JOKING
i wasnt BUT I AM NOW IT WAS JUST A JOKE
me (11:46pm)
You have one more chance to redeem yourself.
tyler joseph (11:46pm)
the period scares me
THATS WHAT HE SAID
um anyways yes ill leave you alone if you say youll date me so pleaseeee
will u date me josh
me (11:50pm)
Yeah I guess I'll date you
tyler joseph (11:50pm)
THANK U SO MUCH LOVE U BYE DONT KILL ME ON MONDAY
josh has a feeling tyler is lying.
