Brain problems help {Preview to Diary Book}

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by Phantom_Doppelganger

by Phantom_Doppelganger

[you must be tired after today.

let's go to sleep

~Mochianai's brain to Mochianai, I have brain problems again MarriRing ]

BIIIG CUSSING WARNING IF YOU DON'T LIKE DAT STUFF YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ BUT IF YOU WANT TO READ IT CENSORED YOU CAN PM ME-

It's like my brain has a mind of it's own and disagrees to everything I think.

"I love gay things!" I say to myself.

"iiiis baaad fooor uuuu" Said my weird brain. I grimaced.

"Who the actual living fuck are you" I ask weirded out that there's something inside of me that disagrees on what I say.

"You" Said my brain.

"Well then you're the Pittoo of me." I state.

"Cool because Pittoo was better than Pit." Brain-shit said. "I shouldn't have referred to him..." I say. "Wait if I'm Pittoo-" Brain-shit suddenly turned into a basic dark coloration of myself. "This is cliche..." I muster. "Cliche stuff is amaazing..." Brain-shit said. "Gay stuff is better." I countered.

"Cliche things make people pissed... that's the thing about storytelling" Shadow me aka brain-shit said.

"Storytelling is for enjoyment." I retorted.

"What the fuck is enjoyment?"

"A miserable little pile of secrets." I say, liking to reference that one stupid Castlevania quote.

"Glad you admit it-"

"IT WAS A CASTLEVANIA SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT QUOTE TRASHBAG!" I yell. The Shadow me looks at me weirdly. "You have a bad taste in video games."

I gasped. "You fucking-" I stopped myself because I didn't even know Brain-shit's actual name.

"Who are you anyway, you piece of shit?" I asked.

"Elaina. Not an anagram like you thought, right?"

That reminded me of EsplisonRavenci's search for anagrams of my name that same day. I almost choked, much to my disappointment, because who the fuck would want to die against a weaker version of themselves.

"No." I flatly lied.

"Well then!" Elaina begins. "What?" I ask, trying to play dumb like the actual garbage I am. "We'll make this to an actual book! Nobody will read it though, rest in peace your old account Magnum_Crystal, you were so popular during that time too." I really did hate getting taunted like that, plus my old account was so close to 100 followers and now I have to start from scratch. "Well this preview was more than enough for the actual book. Have fun making it before the New Year!" Elaina chuckled.

"I'll make a New Year special." I say.

ooh la la a preview of a diary book of mind featuring my perverted brain aka dark side, elaina.

UwU Thanks for reading!

~Mochianai, Dark Winged Doppelganger