petezacomez: dAlloN
theBFG: tf you want?
petezacomez: where can i find Patrick's pussy humidifier?
theBFG: ......
theBFG: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
theBFG: its in the cupboard above the microwave. i literally told you this yesterday!
handyman: okay, first of all what the fuck. second of all, you do know you're texting this in the group chat, right?
petezacomez: welp uh shit
jhoey: im not even going to question this bc i dont really give a fuck
beebo:
beebo: why is he holding that sign?
petezacomez: bc he was a bad boy for daddy that day
theBFG: UM, GET THAT KINKY SHIT OUT OF HERE, SON.
beebo: also when did you dye your hair fucking yellow?
petezacomez: dw about it. its not yellow anymore
beebo: that makes me worry even more
theBFG: i agree
petezacomez: does anybody wanna go visit 'Tricky today?
beebo: ye, me and Dallon wanna go.
theBFG: pick us up dude plz
petezacomez: ugh fine but youre going to hold the humidifier
theBFG: 'kay das fine
handyman: pick me and Joe up too?
petezacomez: fiiiiiiiine but no sex in the car okay?
jhoey: you should say that to the brallon couple over there
beebo: sorry, cant help it. my dally is just so delicious mm 👅💦
fronk: this fucking group chat chapter is a mess
YOU ARE READING
letting go || peterick
Fanfictionpetezacomez: i love you petezacomez: 'till my last dying breath vonstumple: promise? petezacomez: i promise oof, look, another Instagram story! But, like, it's kinda triggering and has some ~juicy~ tea lol. have fun! its quite an adventure!
