South Park boyfriend scenarios 🥰

First Kiss

Kyle
You: ever since the the day you met Kyle in the hair salon
1: you both had great hair
2: you were both best friends

You: I was at Kyles house playing video games with him and Stan, clearly Stan and Kyle were beating me in the video game because compared to them..... I sucked.

Stan: *takes away Kyles controller* haha catch it if u can!

Kyle: Stan give it back! Dude you're gonna make me lose! *pissed*

Stan: hey y/n catch this! *throws controller over to you* haha

You: Huh *controller lands on you and the next thing u know is you see Kyle pinning you down* ......

Kyle: *blushing a lot* I-I I'm so sorry y/n I-I didn't mean to do this

You: Kyle it's ok *smiles* I know you didn't mean it

Stan: *smirking*

Kyle: *just as I was about to get off y/n I slipped on Stans foot and my lips landed on y/n's plump ones I felt myself heating up* I-I ummmm

Y/n : *i couldn't say anything I was to embarrassed * all I could hear was Stan laughing his ass off

Kyle: I don't regret that *i blush as I saw her blush *

Y/n: yeah I don't regret that either

Stan: hahahah Same I don't either! All in a days work for Stan the almighty super legend

Both u and Kyle: *we both blush at the fact that Stan planned this all out* STAN!!!

Cartman
Cartman: how dare she take maaaa cheeesey poofs! Oh she gunna pay! *laughs evilly*

You: *hear the doorbell ring and he comes running in* .....wtf are u doing here fatass?

Cartman: revenge 😈

You: can you do it somewhere else can't you see I'm busy!

Cartman: doing what!?

You: eating! *say this as you munch on a cupcake*

Cartman: gimme some!!!!!!!!

You: no

Cartman: yes

You: no!

Carman: yes

You: noo!!!!

Cartman: if you're not gonna give it to me I'll just take it from u!

You: *stuff the cupcake in your mouths quickly, frosting all over your mouth* mhhh mhh!

Cartman: * smirks as he swoops close to your face and kisses you*

You: *blush alot* mhh

Cartman: *as soon as he finishes kissing you he licks his lips to rid of the frosting and does the same with yours* tasty~

You: I guess it was *you laugh*

Cartman: y r u laughing this was supposed to be revenge