mad city / gotham writings

PREFERENCE | i hear wedding bellz

ding dong

jervis
- it's fucking steampunk and you know it
- he's wearing a vintage ass looking brown tailcoat with a matching waistcoat and a white shirt with a cute little red ribbon bow tie kinda thing idek
- uwu he's got a long red feather in his top hat
- cream flowers
- it's a god damn tea party
- delicate china cups and saucers
- syrup sponge cake
- his vows fucking rhyme
- what else can you expect from him
- staring right into his rich brown eyes as he tightly holds your hands?? as if he never wants to let go??
- he will never let go of you and that is a promise

jim
- kinda conventional tbh
- his suit is super crisp and kinda tight which is a damn sight to behold
- he has a big dopey grin on his face the entire time as if he's thinking "i can't believe i'm this lucky"
- holding the knife when you cut the massive white wedding cake with his big ass hands over your own
- harvey is obviously the best man but he gets completely fucking blind drunk and dances like a mad lad in the middle of the floor and almost topples over every three seconds
- your first dance is what dreams are made of but after that he starts doing dad dances with harvey and they look so fucking stupid but yaknow,,, those are your boys and you can never be too mad at them

jerome
- it has a vegas wedding vibe
- yaknow it's super quick and the atmosphere is impatient like you just wanna,,, get,,, outta,,, there
- you've definitely got a knife strapped to your thigh
- the only guests are sniffling hostages which you and jerome tied to the front row of chairs after letting them bleed for a lil' bit
- there's blood on both of you and splattered on his cheek
- the priest is fucking shitting himself
- gummy haribo rings
- one of the hostages fucking dies in the middle of the ceremony
-  jerome rolls his eyes and tuts
- "well that's rude"
- he starts giggling as the priest stutters on and on and oN
- he throws his head back and he's laughing so fucking loudly but when he says "i do" his eyes meet yours from under his brow and his face completely stills and his voice is low and quiet
- then he starts cackling again
- you've said your vows and it's nearly over and jerome is itching to just fucking leaveee
- "stick it, fatso!"
- he shoots the fucking priest
- suddenly he's bounding down the aisle dragging you behind him as the priest collapses into the balloon arch
- no cake? no problem! smash a bakery window and grab a handful of that shit right out of the display and shove it in each other's mouths
- raiding party shops and pouring glitter into each other's hair and shooting at balloon displays
- google the definition of mayhem and it's this wedding

zsaszy
- there's not really a wedding as such
- it's like 3am and you're both out on a hit for falcone
- you're taking a shot at the target and your face is half shadowed in the light of the street lamp and your hair is clinging to your forehead and he looks at you?? and something is just kinda?? there?? he just has to tie that shit down
- he lurches forward before he can stop himself and grabs your wrist
- "marry me"
- it's not even a question it's a command
- "yeah alright"
- he flashes you a grin before shooting the target in the head in one move
- and that's it
- like yeah there's some paperwork you're going to have to fill out and there's going to have to be some rings but that's it that's enough for him
- best. wedding. ever.

alfred
- it's classy but it's not over the top
- mmm a big white vintage car with ribbons
- he's wearing a three piece suit with a matching gold tie and pocket square
- his voice when he says "i do"?? that gravelly ass english voice?? my god
- bruce is sitting in the front row next to selina
- you're like an embarrassing relative to him saying "you're next!" and deliberately throwing the bouquet at selina
- ooooooh imagine alfred holding a champagne flute with a happy little smile on his face uwu
- earl grey buttercream icing on the cake lmao

oswaldymandias
- the wedding looks slightly gothic but not really ugly,, just greys/blacks/soft whites/lilacs
- he sneaks small glances at you all the way through the vows
- he's wearing his best tailcoat and his eyes are all sparkly :)
- looking down at your hands in his and you can see his cute little penguin stance oh my god
- he's,, so,, soft
- he invites jim and he pops by with the most dead expression on his face
- butch is trying to pretend that he's not enjoying himself
- but just imagine oz's little face and watery eyes as his mother sits in the nearest seat with her hands clasped together and the happiest expression on her face as she audibly coos at how lovely you both look
- feeding each other cake on silver forks
- the whole wedding is just so sickly sweet and it's so cute and just omg he's to die for