mad city / gotham writings

PREFERENCE | home life

i've been making edits which take fucking hours so i haven't been active on here i'm sorry

jerome!
- by home we're talking about galavan's penthouse
- dangerously fast piggy back rides around the corridors and almost crashing into the walls when you rush around corners
- the others in the maniax gang™ get so pissed over your constant shrieking and laughing,, especially greenwood
- throwing popcorn in the air for him to catch in his mouth at increasingly impossible distances
- one time you threw it from the other end of the room and he fuCKING CAUGHT IT IN HIS MOUTH and he started yelling and screaming in triumph
- endless fucking
- i mean what
- creepy galavan touching your shoulders
- stealing tabitha's whip to spice up the endless fucking
- you comb his hair in the morning as he hums and closes his eyes
- you're like his mother to him sometimes i swear,, he deserves it
- play fighting with swords and pinning each other against the wall and it gradually gets a bit too real and someone ends up bleeding
- galavan tries to explain something to the group and you make eye contact with jerome as he's speaking and somehow one thing leads to another and you're furiously and tbh messily making out with each other in front of everyone until tabitha has to peel you apart
- food fights
- picking on greenwood together :)
- playing dares with the rest of the maniax and jerome always wins otherwise he'll be stroppy for the rest of the day

zsaszzsaszzsazaszazaz
- a typical interaction is you're sitting in the kitchen and zsasz silently wanders in, butters a slice of bread and then just walks back into the next room again with it in his mouth
- rubbing his shoulders in the evening
- sitting between his legs with your back against his chest as you watch tv or something
- a lot of the time zsasz climbs through the window in the early hours of the morning with blood all down him and he gets it all over the floor ew
- you can normally find him just standing in the middle of the kitchen eating a bowl of cereal
- he blares disco music on loud speakers
- it's like living with a teenager,, he's always either horny, moody or hungry
- he'll throw stuff around the room like cushions or the tv remote if his hit gets called off or he messes up on the job
- eating takeaways cross-legged on the sofa together

theo galabanter
- mmm fuck straightening his suits for him before interviews as he stands in front of the mirror
- you make him breakfast sometimes uwu
- he has blue and white stripey pyjamas and that's a fact
- just imagine his messy morning hair oofofofofooffofuck
- you have made a hobby out of watching him sort out his cuffs and sleeves as he stands in front of the mirror idek it's just hot
- sorting out stray bits of his hair
- you have to deal with the maniax like they're your kids,,, diffusing tantrums, dealing with massive egos and all that
- alright so a standard evening is you both sitting on the sofa with a glass of red wine just talking and oh shit his top button is undone and oh shiT his voice is all low fuckckckck

the wonderful wizard of oswald
- he's such a sub lmao
- and he's definitely a little spoon
- he likes to lie next to you with your arm around him as you curl a lock of his hair and hum songs to him
- he has nightmares and a lot of the time they're not too bad
- but sometimes his nightmares are so bad that he shakes in his sleep and he cries and you have to hug him and shush him
- you love his mother and his mother loves you so it's just so good
- you and oswald visit her every week and have dinner with her and it's just so sweet and pure and so special to oz
- sometimes he's in a pissy mood and yells and stomps around
- you know he's not angry at you and you try your best to do something nice for him or calm him down
- having dinner with him at the lounge uwuuuu with candles and baskets of bread and soft music
- i mean zsasz always interrupts the mood by saying something stupid or stealing some of the food but tbh nothing can really spoil dinner with oz

this was short but uh swagtastic i've got other shit to do