Dirty pickup lines

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Corbyn-
Want to see if you can add "has an awesome gag reflex" to your resume?

Daniel-
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

Jonah-
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

Jack-
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Zach-
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?

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