FOOLS [2; CHRIS EVANS]

XXII.

MINNIE
hey hey hey hEY GUESS WHAT

LIZZIE
I wish people would just say their point straight out in this chat

ANTHONY
where's the fun in that when we could drag it out for unnecessarily, annoyingly, long periods of time though, huh??

MINNIE
exactly what I was thinking!!

MINNIE
so c'mon get ya guesses in

ROBERT
this could literally be anything from "I found my tamagotchi from when I was thirteen" to "I got nominated for an Oscar" coming from you

SEBASTIAN
oh shit you got called out there

MINNIE
I'm tOO HAPPY TO CARE THOUGH SEB

CHRIS
come on!!!! just GUESS

MARK
huh so it involves both of them then

MINNIE
it does indeed

TOM
did you gET MARRIED

TOM
BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ELOPED —

MINNIE
if we eloped then what?? c'mon coward make your threat

TOM
then I'll just be really sad

MINNIE
o — oh

SEBASTIAN
you sONS OF BITCHES ELOPED DIDN'T YOU

MINNIE
well I mean yES but that wasn't even what I wanted you to guess sO

TOM
):

ANTHONY
wHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WASNT WHAT YOU WANTED US TO GUESS YOU GOT FUCKING MARRIED

CHRIS
it wasn't a big deal!! we TOLD you we were gonna elope weeks ago, it isn't our faults that none of you paid attention

TOM
)):

ROBERT
he's right they did tell us

TOM

MINNIE
ew

LIZZIE
wait so is this thing we have to guess bigger or smaller news than you two getting hitched

MINNIE
well that depends on your own thoughts and feelings ig --

CHRIS
sORRY I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER IM GONNA FUCKIN BURST !!!

CHRIS