SEBASTIAN
where's claytonTOM
she isn't on set today ??SEBASTIAN
I know she's gonna be here bc she sent an annoying ass 7 minute long voice recording to me at 3am about how she's 'here to stay, bitch' and I 'better watch my back today' ??SEBASTIAN
so come on WENCH show yourselfSEBASTIAN
let's fight alreadyCHRIS
she'd whoop your ass and you know itMINNIE
I'm not even there 🤪SEBASTIAN
but —SEBASTIAN
why threaten me thenMINNIE
I mean I WAS gonna come fight you, I had every intention of doing so because I absolutely would've wonSEBASTIAN
you have the physique of a limp noodle ??LIZZIE
she could still take you — she's quicker than you, old manMARK
hey! if he's old what does that make me ??MARK
Oh my GOD what does that make ROBERTLIZZIE
that's easy! you're a dinosaur and he's a fossilROBERT
excuse you ???SEBASTIAN
shut up I wanna find out why it didn't fight meCHRIS
it ?? she's hardly pennywise, sebSEBASTIAN
enough of your tomfoolery, ChristopherTOM
did someone say TOMANTHONY
why would that be of any concern to you, timMARK
this is a mess why did I get addedMINNIE
as I was saying, I WANTED to fight you so so bad this morningMINNIE
but i believe that robert intentionally gave me food poisoning with that "peace offering barbecue" he held at his dumb village last night (hence why I was awake at 3am) so unfortunately we'll have to postponeTOM
don't fall for it seb! she's probably waiting to ambush you somewhereSEBASTIAN
hush tomROBERT
I mean I have to agree with the kid though, that DOES sound exactly like something Minnie would doMINNIE
you're just trying to cover your back so no one suspects that you POISONED MEROBERT
I would never —MINNIE
poisoned!!! maliciously and deliberately! I'm selling the story 🤑ROBERT
oh please as if I'd do something so obvious ??ROBERT
if I'd have wanted you gone you wouldn't have even made it out of civil war in one pieceMINNIE
whoa okay a lil harsh there robROBERT
I stand by it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯SEBASTIAN
you're all bark and no bite, claytonMINNIE
dude give it upMINNIE
I'm SICK it wouldn't be a fair fightSEBASTIAN
I thought that emotionless robots couldn't catch anythingMINNIE
idk it could be a virus 🤪MINNIE
oh wow I'm wasted as an actressSEBASTIAN
why don't you just QUIT thenMINNIE
why would I wanna do that when I can be there to annoy you every day of the next year !!!!SEBASTIAN
apart from today, supposedlyMINNIE
unless I make a miraculous recovery 👀TOM
I think that was a threat, sebSEBASTIAN
sHUT UPLIZZIE
yeah it was definitely a threatSEBASTIAN
I said shUT UPMINNIE
and if not I can just come throw up on your shoes, ig ://SEBASTIAN
dO it I dARE YOUMARK
what — I want to leaveCHRIS
oh but mark, you can't — your part of the chain nowANTHONY
you're stuck with us!TOM
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!MARK
fuck!AUTHOR'S NOTE: messy, but what's new. just tryna get to the actual plot now !!