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Me," i have nothing to do and no ideas for my books!"

*portal opens and ariel/me looks at it.*

Me," the fak?"

*then the two most loudest,craziest,stupidest,and most whackiest groups came through that one portal.*

Foxy," aye it be my mermaid!"

Jeff," you fucking bitch where the fuck have you've been dip shit!"

Bonnie," yay! Its ariel!"

Me," damn i haven't heard from you guys in years! Literal years!"

Foxy," aye first mate! Hows ye doin?"

Me," shitty."

Jeff," that bad?"

Me," *growl*you try being grounded for two years and be gone from all your beloved followers and family!"

Bonnie," aw poor you!"

Chica," ARIEL I'VE MISSED YOU!"

*chica runs to me/ariel and hugs her tight.*

Slender," glad you're back ariel!"

me," thanks guys! And yes! I am back and im so happy! Two damn years of being gone from wattpad was torture!"

Jeff," i actually missed you and your crazy, stupid self."

Slender,"*complains* he kept complaining and wishing he was back in your books."

Me," awe! Jeff you son of gun!"

Jeff," at least i wasn't stalking her while she was gone!"

Slender," did not!"

Me," actually I've been feeling watched and my dog has been barking like crazy ever since i was gone from wattpad. Plus i did do a slender summon thing sooooo yeah!"

Foxy," aye mermaid! Ye still likes to talk like a pirate!"

Me," ye still me Captain?"

Foxy," aye first mate!"

Me," damn I've missed all this! Yes I'm so fudging glad im back! I missed everyone!"

Chica," *lets go of ariel* i hate your parents for grounding you! And for two years?!"

Me," i know me too! But my awesome and most bestest friends helped me and let me put my account on their wattpad so i can still post! So if you saw my posts or stuff like that than its cause my friends let me be on my account for awhile on their phones."

Freddy," you have good friends."

Me," excuse me! Where were you the whole time!"

Freddy," on de toilet."

Jeff,me,and chica," eww!"

Freddy," oh shut up bonnie and foxy would've done the same!"

Bonnie," nu!"

Foxy," ye wouldn't even think of it lad!"

Freddy," you freaking little liars!"

Slender," please some one change the subject!"

Jeff," your parents need to die ariel!"

Me," quick on the spot Jeffrey!"

Jeff," they were the reason you couldn't write daughter of the devil and zalgos deviling wish!"

Me," stalk me much?"

Jeff," i might read your books? And some of the people you talk to cause they seem to be more interesting than me!"