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7

MonstaDicks

hoesuck
gays imma add a friend

vitamingayhyuk
oh oh that drop dead gorgeous guy??

imimchangkyun 
whom

hyunwool
what happened

imimchankgyun
hoesuck has a boyfriend and his drop dead gorgeous 

hoesuck
his nOt my boyfriend 

imimchangkyun

then what

hoesuck
a boy thats my friend

vitamingayhyuk
now remove the 'thats my'

hoesuck
dont you need to suck a dick or smth??

vitamingayhyuk
oh shit ur right i forgot bout jooheon

hoesuck
what

imimchanhgkyun
what

joohonny
tf happened

imimchangkyun
minhyuk is giving you head and hoseok has a boyfriend

hoesuck
oH FOR FUCKS SAKE

vitamingayhyuk
mm right

joohonny
wAIT SO HOE GOT A BF??1?!

hoesuck
nO

vitamingayhyuk
yEs

hoesuck
im not adding him nvm

vitamingayhyuk
nooooooo i pinky promise i wont be weird

joohonny
but wait did minhyuk say he was giving me head?

imimchangkyun
yes.

hoesuck
im adding hyungwon so dont be weird

hoesuck added hyungonuts

johonny
how i didnt realize you were sucking me off??

hyungwonuts
im amazed 

johonny
oh hi

vitamingayhyuk
oh hello i want to know what you identify as and diss me 

hyungonuts
im a tall elf from hell and i would diss you but nature already did

vitamingayhyuk
rude;-;

elfs are supposed to be nice

johonny
he came from hell hun, ofc his rude

hoesuck
i regret everything

hyunwool
What did i miss

imimchangkyun

so far, hoseok added his bf and he is an elf from hell, minhyuk is giving a blowjob to jooheon
and he didnt even realise

kihyunity
guys what the creepiest thing you could say to a stranger

hyungonuts
what color is ur shirt

kihyunity
red why. . .?

hyungwonuts
sir, the target is wearing a red shirt

oh shit wrong chat

kihyunity  
dude

johonny
lets say introduce each other

hi im jooheon and im into music

vitamingayhyuk
hi im minhyuk and im into jooheon

imimchangkyun
hi im changkyun and i fell from the 5th floor once

hyunwool
hi im hyunwoo i actually dont know what is going on

kihyunity
hi im kihyun and oh shit i left the stove on

hyungwonuts
hi im hyungwon and ur chaotic gay friend wont stop stalking me

hoesuck
hEY

kihyunity
wait which one??

minhyuk is a chaotic gay, so is jooheon, hyunwoo is more of a panicked gay

hyungonuts
im talking bout the hoe

hoesuck
oh come on

hyungwonuts
i dIDNT SAY HOSEOK I SAID HOE SO U ADMITTED YOU A HOE

hoesuck
i-

vitamingayhyuk
-am gay-

johonny
-for changkyun-

imimchangkyun
and i wanna bang you-

johonny
hol up

vitamingayhyuk
hol the fuck up

hyungwonuts
oh shet drama

imimchangkyun
-with a chair-

johonny
ow

imimchankgyun
-made of metal

johonny
owww

hyunwool
i want spaghetti

wtfffff is this shit
this is so random 
idk where im going with this book and sorry
for grammar mistakes or smth my lazy ass dont wanna 
read this again for spelling mistakes yeet