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hyungwonuts
hi

vitamingayhyuk
yOU AND YOUR GAY US GOT US ALL WORRYING BOUT U

imimchangkyun
what on the 7 hells happened to you

kihyunity
MY KID IS BACK OH MY LORD BLESS US

hyunwool
what where did he go??

imimchangkyun
we are waiting for an answer you dump fuck

hyunwool
im older

imimchangkyun
hi older im i don't care

hyunwool
..kids these days..

vitamingayhyuk
aND BACK TO OUR MAIN TOPIC

hyunwool
spaghetti?

imimchangkyun
hyungwon..

hyunwool
oh yeah..

WHAT HAPPENED??

johonny
oMG YOUR BACK BABY I MISSED YOU OMFG SATAN HEARD MY PRAYERS ARE YOU OKE?? DO I NEED TO COME OVER??

kihyunity
hoseok is typing for like 10 minutes..

hyungwonuts
oh geez

hoesuck
YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING UNHUMANLY BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING JOOHEON TOOK ME TO YOUR PLACE 7 FUCKING TIMES AND I'VE CALLED FOR 529 AND SENT YOU 194 MESSAGES, I'VE WRITTEN YOU A LETTER YOU DUMP PIECE OF GORGEOUSNESS I FUCKING HATE YOUR BEAUTIFUL ASS AND YOUR PRETTY PLUMP LIPS AND YOUR BONE STRUCTURE AND YOU LOOK LIKE A GOD AND YOU SO SLSKSKSKSKSKS YOU RUINED ME CHAE HYUNGWON BYE.

hyungwonuts
i missed you too hoe

hoesuck
THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA SAY??!? +(_) 2? __) 5+2(_(1'

hyungwonuts
im also sleepy

hoesuck
iD ASK WHY THE FUCK IS JOOHEON CALLING YOU BABY BUT RN IM WORRIED WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

hyungwonuts
so

it's quite funny, i was home and this neighbor came by asking for salt or smth and we talked for like 3 hours and she is really nice, she has 2 cats and a brother, hes really cute and his name is yongguk and he has a deep ass voice and a cute gummy smile and im gonna meet him yay

hoesuck
...

kihyunity
so that's why you fucking disappeared

hoesuck
YOU WERE GONE FOR 3 GAYS BECAUSE YOU MET THIS GIRL AND SHE HAS A HOT BROTHER AND YOU AND YONGGUK GUY MET AND THEN FUCKED AND NOW HE KEEPS YOU IN HIS BASEMENT FOR HIS PLEASURE BUT YOU GOT THE CHANCE THE TAKE YOU PHONE??

hyungwonuts
..i didn't even got to the good part

and while we were talking we were eating ramen and at some point i choked on ramen and she had to take me to the hospital

vitamingayhyuk
...were there hot doctors?

imimchangkyun

hyungwonuts
i did not die tho

johonny
and why didn't you answer1?!1!!?1??!1?1?

hyungwonuts
and you see, i dropped my phone into water and it doesn't work so hi im texting from a new phone rn

hoesuck
i seriously wanna come over and beat u up for making me so worried

hyungwonuts
1. you'd probably just hug me to death

vitamingayhyuk
true

hyungwonuts
2. jooheon why did u take him to my place

johonny
hE asKeD, He LiTerALly tHreAthEd mE

hyungwonuts
with..?

johonny
a banana...

vitamingayhyuk
his banana?;)

johonny
you are ruining the mood

imimchangkyun
he is making the mood

vitamingayhyuk
indeed

hyungwonuts
where did hoseok went tho

kihyunity
well, he was at my place

hyungwonuts
and..?

imimchangkyun
he saw a kitty outside the window and since kihyun lives on the 5th floor, kihyun also being a good mom pushed him

johonny
wasn't that you like a few months ago

imimchangkyun
. . .

kihyunity
. . .

no actually, he put on his shoes and left saying, and i quote 'i need to murder and cuddle hyungwons ass'

hyungwonuts
hAh he doesn't know where i-

live..

johonny
:D