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imimchangkyun
lol guess what

i ran over someone with a car lol

joohoony
lol what you fr

imimchangkyun
lol yes

joohoony
lol you don't even have a licence

imimchangkyun
lol that's why i ran over someone

wonhoe
and are they dead lol

imimchangkyun
lmao yea i wanted to ask jooheon to come here help me burn the body

hyungwonuts
you got some great sunday plan meanwhile im just waiting for hoseok so we can fuck🙄

hyunwool
changkyun that's great and all but im a cop you de realise right

joohoony
you are?

wonhoe
since when

hyunwool
since after i finished the police academy

imimchangkyun
cool but how is that relevant with my situation

hyunwool
you killed someone

imimchangkyun
i didn't if there is not a body

hyunwool
but there is

imimchangkyun
not if we burn it

wonhoe
modern problems require modern solutions

hyunwool
well that's reasonable have a gday sir

hyungwonuts
wheres kihyun and minhyuk tho

hyunwool
they are meeting up with someone idk

hyungwonuts
oh right it's minhyuks drug dealer

hyunwool
wHAT

imimchangkyun
sorry but me and jooheon have a body to burn bye

hyungwonuts
bye

and yea you remember when i went offline for a few days

wonhoe
yea when you scared the shit out of us

hyungwonuts
and i met the dude yongguk

hyunwool
tall talks about policy and whale voice?

hyungwonuts
yes apparently he's a drug dealer and he's minhyuks drug dealer

hyunwool
why would kihyun go then?

wonhoe
you aren't that good of a cop right?

hyunwool
how do you know??

wonhoe
took a wild guess