Sandwich?♤Joey Tribbiani

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~The One With The East German Laundry Detergent: 1~

"Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal" Monica says to Ross. We are currently at the coffee shop

"Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?" Ross argues

"Well if we have to pull our bra out our sleeve than how bout you pull your boxers out your pants?"

"All in good time Ness" Joey says putting his hand on my shoulder

"Come on! You guys can pee standing up." Rachel says

"We can? All right, I'm tryin that." Chandler says with sarcasm

"Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you can get work done is beyond me." Joey exclaims

"Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care." Phoebe says. We all look at her.

"Multiple orgasms!" Ross says breaking the long pause.

"I willst strangle thee"

"That is not correct English"

"Well you Ross are not correct English!"

"That has to be one of the most childish things I've heard come out of your mouth" Joey says

"So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!" Chandler says

"I will p-u-nch you!" Chandler glares and Joey chuckles

"No plans, huh?" Joey asks smirking

"Not a one" Chandler answers I look at Ross

"Shut up"

"I didn't say anything!" Ross exclaims

"Yeah but, I see the look in your eyes and I will punch it"

"Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?" Ross says glaring me

"Please break up with her"

"Oh, right, right, shut up" Chandler says

"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it." Monica tells Chandler

"No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note" Chandler says

"Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling" Joey says nonchalant

"That'll do it"

"Was That sarcasm Ness?" Joey asks

"No. Maybe."

"I'm getting better at finding it then" he replies

"You know, if you want, I'll do it with you" Phoebe tells Chandler

"Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel we're hanging up on her" Chandler says

"No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony" Phoebe offers

"Tony?" Ross asks

"Yes, Ross. You'd know who Tony is if you weren't busy playing with your dinosaur"

"Uh Ness"

"Yeah Joey"

"I hate to be a Ross but please rethink what ya just said" he says